Because I respect the opinion of the cabal above all others- could anyone recommend a couple of varieties of indoor plants that need minimal attention (i.e I could be away for a week and they wouldn't cark it) please?
Does such a thing exist?
On topic: Jack is a pillock
Aspidistra. Also known as the Cast Iron plant, because it is stronger than any neglect you could subject it to. Pet-friendly too. I think it makes elegant shapes with its leaves.