Can you cook chicken in 9 minutes? Or are we salmonella bound?midlife? midlife?! duck all the way off from a 4 years older than you frau. also just getting over discovering this morning that the robot man's younger than me (only just tho - he posted that he's about to turn 36)
9 minutes. can deal with that, but is that attitude going to go down well with the mel donte people?
and I posted something about the comeback of salt and vinegar and prawn cocktail quavers yonks ago in f+d, so kindly duck off out of my niche
Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen funny tweets (you know the ones- labeled as memes but they’re actually just a screenshot of a tweet on a white rectangle 
) about how to get the best value Tesco meal deal..... 5 YEARS AGO! Jack with her finger on the pulse as usual. Next it’ll be what other objects you can use in a trolley when you don’t have a pound coin. Riveting.
) about how to get the best value Tesco meal deal..... 5 YEARS AGO! Jack with her finger on the pulse as usual. Next it’ll be what other objects you can use in a trolley when you don’t have a pound coin. Riveting.
I had expectations. I had big dreams. I'm in the office on Thursday so can't drink tomorrow. Everything is ruined. Ruined. But......the fruit show probs won't happen. Carmen jackaranda.
This is, *chef's kiss*
Can I just say I'd also like to tell my work colleagues that we should reschedule work meetings when there's something going on in the world that is painful.
A popper is a popper!
We’ll let you off.
I’ll ask vlad
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As long as tomorrow @SweetTransvestite once again bursts into the thread, all dressed up and ready to party, all will not be lost.
Astounding that companies keep hiring her. Surely Del Monte has to be the last. She can barely hide her resentment for having to actually do something for nine minutes 
. Also the bullies are being mentioned on a near daily basis, it's almost like she's gearing up for another explosion about it. Does the criticism bother you or not Jack? It's also pretty despicable to use the old "might catch something" line, given that many people, and survivors like yourself, have 'something' through absolutely no fault of their own. My goodness, she is awful.
. Also the bullies are being mentioned on a near daily basis, it's almost like she's gearing up for another explosion about it. Does the criticism bother you or not Jack? It's also pretty despicable to use the old "might catch something" line, given that many people, and survivors like yourself, have 'something' through absolutely no fault of their own. My goodness, she is awful.I’m thoroughly disappointed the live has been postponed.
It’s hard enough to factor in time difference, but I’ve already confirmed an appointment. I’m sure she’ll make it memorable, then I’ll have two or more threads to catch up on.
Best prep some snacks
I’ve got a feeling rewatching the live (However I’m sure she’ll conveniently delete it) will be a hoot.
It’s hard enough to factor in time difference, but I’ve already confirmed an appointment. I’m sure she’ll make it memorable, then I’ll have two or more threads to catch up on
.Best prep some snacks
I’ve got a feeling rewatching the live (However I’m sure she’ll conveniently delete it) will be a hoot.
The juxtaposition of the Smart Price gravy granules with the Sophie Conran gravy jug is just sublime.
*chefs kiss *
She can’t delete it, it’s on the del Monte page, mind you if it’s on par with usual half arsed crap, they may well deleteI’m thoroughly disappointed the live has been postponed.
It’s hard enough to factor in time difference, but I’ve already confirmed an appointment. I’m sure she’ll make it memorable, then I’ll have two or more threads to catch up on
Best prep some snacks
they are not roast potatoes and space raiders have been 20p for about 15 years *sigh*
god, it's gonna get to the point when she'll start tweeting about choppers and the clangers, isn't it?!
you grew up in the 90s! where's the choc dips and push pops discourse?!
god, it's gonna get to the point when she'll start tweeting about choppers and the clangers, isn't it?!
you grew up in the 90s! where's the choc dips and push pops discourse?!
She will be wanting to bring back bloody secret bars if you aren’t careful. Anyway all this crisp bollocks means a delete must be immediate
If Jack was a meal deal she would be plain ham on that horrible nutty not quite brown not quite white bread, a peeled egg in a plastic pot and a banana.
Mad that the person she was replying to with that ridiculous comment describes themselves as a 'sex positive feminist' too. Do people not actually read the tit she writes down or are they just blinded by the attention from her/her big follower count?
She’d be a pot of unidentifiable brown slop, a slice of brick cake, and cold stewed tea
I still remember the exact taste of the red push pops to this day. I think if I had one now I’d go into an actual catatonic trance, but in a good way.
Can’t believe I have to share an age with griftyknickers for a few weeks. Yick. On the plus if she keeps overdoing the fillers she’s going to look like a melted sharkfrog before she’s 40.
The rainbow butterdish is from Asda (I has one but I keep trinkets in mine)
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