Jack Monroe #163 Not saying anything new

[colouredlines]

We've now had Jack x Del Monte recipes for Xmas, Valentine's Day and Mother's Day. Taking bets now on what her Easter offering will be!

 

[Pocahontas]

We've now had Jack x Del Monte recipes for Xmas, Valentine's Day and Mother's Day. Taking bets now on what her Easter offering will be!

100 per cent something involving eggs.

 

[Top Trumpd]

I’m convinced this is from the same set of crockery?

 

[Alansbigplate]

O'Reilly?

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[MarmiteExtract]

Oh hello Matt‘s forerarms in a blouse

 

[Billybellend]

looking through her trash fire mentions, (which only became a trash fire after she tweeted about this horrendously offensive sounding article) and I have to ask, what the hell is fermented unicorn truffle????

eta not dunking on this squiggle at all. my cakes always look worse than this

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That’s secret Jackolyte speak for ‘horny horse spunk’

Mrs B had her Covid jab today and is feeling poorly, to the extent that she’s chucked up what looks suspiciously like something out of one of JM’s books, so I’m off to look after her/try to tame the children. See you on the other side, Canal...though I’m not AWAY as such (though if anyone knows a tame gastroenterologist...)

 

[Captainmouse]

Eee gads, imagine Jack turning up at your door with a toolkit filled with her filthy cutlery, on a mission to desecrate all your tins of chickpeas

She’d fail at mine, I don’t have any tins of chickpeas

 

[Themaninblack]

Just for you, dear heart, alas I doubt that my IKEA sideboard would bear my weight.

Melissa??

<Insert "The Shade" gif>

ETA: Very nice, btw

 

[Pocahontas]

Ah we should only call her Jack don’t you think? That’s her name now. Soz.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh hello Matt‘s forerarms in a blouse

Possibly a specialist category but as Jack would say HNNNGGGGHHHHHH

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Ah we should only call her Jack don’t you think? That’s her name now. Soz.

I was trying to find a polite way to say the same thing! Glad you got there first

 

[MarmiteExtract]

I was trying to find a polite way to say the same thing! Glad you got there first

Mesmerising gif choice. I feel hypnotised

 

[EddieBeds]

Am watching SAS: Red List - the latest action offering from Sky Cinema and who pops up, Jack’s body double Ruby!

Mr EddieBeds can’t understand why I broke into hysterics when she appeared on screen. During one scene Ruby’s character disguised herself and cosplayed as a wheelchair user...if there were gifs we wouldn’t even need @Alansbigplate brilliant works of art for this!

 

[Alansbigplate]

Mesmerising gif choice. I feel hypnotised

You know what I’m gonna have to do

 

[Cunderthunt]

Ah we should only call her Jack don’t you think? That’s her name now. Soz.

She said she's regretted her name change every day

 

[Pocahontas]

You know what I’m gonna have to do

Make it a cursed one.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

It's a very builder man pose too. You really wouldn't think yummy food cook book looking at that cover!

To be fair, there's very little food on any of the covers.

I never thought of this before, but you're right, why on earth does she have a toolkit round her waist on the cover of a recipe book as though she's coming to fix your boiler or something

Stereotypical male aesthetic innit.
I think that is around the time she came out as trans.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Make it a cursed one.

Is there...any other kind?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

You know what I’m gonna have to do

Beam me the duck up, we need this!!!!

 

[Pocahontas]

She said she's regretted her name change every day

Has she said she’s regretted it every single day? She says a lot of things.

Seeing as she’s still using it professionally, I’d say that’s her name myself