Just saw an ad for dishwasher tabs and they talked about rinse, I immediately have a pavlovian response now and picture soggy spaghetti hoops.
Jack Monroe #16 Queen of the freezer, bathtime teaser & blue tick pleaser
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Tattlers.... my friends.... I'm back! My husband said it was Tattle or him (obviously I had to choose him!) But I can't help myself.... I've had a bored browse through Twitter and I'm sure you darlings have been ALL OVER THIS but I missed it and have jumped to the latest thread.... I love a good nipple but this is TOO MUCH!
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So budget cook Jack has saffron in one of her recipes?
She really is an idiot.
She really is an idiot.
That elastic around the bottom is making me anxious to even look at it. Can rinse spaghetti hoops till her hearts content but can’t put her £30 crop tops on the right wash?!
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I don't have any chickpeas to add to my rinsed spaghetti hoops, can I add saffron as a substitute?
Yes absolutely x
Madam has discovered a social conscience over Amazon it seems. Never seemed to bother her before.
Forgot the pic like a twit.
Forgot the pic like a twit.
Good Food for Bad Days: What to Make When You're Feeling Blue: Amazon.co.uk: Monroe, Jack: 9781529028188: Books
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It is only her website stock that doesn't come from Amazon so Amazon are selling it, I doubt she has any control over that
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I think she means the ones she sells via her website, as in I don’t think she maybe fulfills the orders herself, a bookshop does it. If you’re that proud Jack, perhaps boycott Amazon? Instead of complaining and talking about it like it’s Voldemort.... I’m no champion of Amazon, although do admit to using it regularly (I also heavily support independent booksellers). I’m not hypocrite enough to slag it off though, and certainly wouldn’t if I was making money off of selling with them. She’s unreal this woman!
I’ve always held Newham book shop in really high regard for the work they do in the community & especially as a space for kids... and whilst I 100% get why they stock it, I’m a bit disappointed that they do? I’d hate for a local family genuinely hard up to end up with mush for dinner
I feel like they need to come with content warnings they’re so bad?And I don’t see how I can get done for slander / libel for saying that when her amazon reviews say far worse! They could be doing her for their cash back under trades description if any one’s starting court cases today?!
Real subtle, Jack
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Bloody hell, she's as grabby as the House of Horrors.
I assume that the book shop has an account with her publisher so buys the stock in & then sends her it at cost. Publishers / other content owners have really high minimum buy ins which a book shop would obviously meet across a number of titles & a year, for an individual “content creator” it’s nigh on impossible. So it’d be reasonable to suspect she may not be able to buy small runs of her own book and these shops help her out?
It’s quite common in creative industries & quite sad tbh as it can be really penalising to older creatives / those who aren’t doing as well these days.
I can’t believe I just read that!
Wait a minute. Leaving aside the blatant cup-rattling, she's debating which new Smeg fridge to buy? Aren't the tall ones at least a grand? And if her 'broken' one is only three months old, why doesn't she just get it repaired?
She's like Trump in that the lies, half-truths and contradictions come so thick and fast, you can't keep up. Except that with Trump, it's at least partly deliberate obfuscation designed to exhaust his gaslit audience; with Jack, I think it's just pure compulsive lying for the attention which is her oxygen.
She doesn't seem capable of self-reflection. It's like her reality doesn't touch the sides of any consensus reality at all. And yes, I know that's a rather grand speech over a Smeg fridge but it applies to pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth. Who was it that said she's turning us into fridge truthers?
Oh, and while I'm tossing around FANCY words like 'obfuscation'...
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Good point. A Smeg is a rather FANCY purchase, isn’t it?
Maybe she's going to make another one out of a spare bed, stick on the metal logo from the old one, and paint it all pink/green? If anyone can do this, Jack can!
Hasn’t she thought about getting her fridge FIXED? Absolutely not as she’s got her begging bowl out with Smeg. What a chancer.
Well, when my last fridge freezer broke I was debating whether to replace it with the pink or green smeg - a common dilemma for us poors.
However, I simply couldn't decide so I ended up going with logik.
Jesus, those pastel ones cost £1700 at John Lewis (never knowingly undersold).
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