Jack Monroe #158 She’s so offensively self absorbed

[RosieRoo]

I have voted yes because as others have said she will do it to get paid. However really I mean 'Yes, but it will be sh*t'.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I have voted yes because as others have said she will do it to get paid. However really I mean 'Yes, but it will be sh*t'.

We missed a trick not having that option

 

[Vroo]

@Blurp for today

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Cabal, our Go Henry Squig has made her Twitter public again and has Tweeted GH once more.

Am I allowed to share or have we decided to leave her in peace now?

I think it's okay to share, with all the usual squiggles etc.

Her tweets are quite pubic, in that she is tagging in a corporate social media account.

ETA PUBLIC. Her tweets are quite PUBLIC. Crikey!

 

[Nebbymoo]

Wow what a rollercoaster that grunk was

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Squig is not letting this go.

 

[Eurgh]

Here's what I imagine will happen. She'll forensically examine her ring binders and note down who voted "no", get our addressees from her hefty files, visit our towns once the book is published, loiter around our local bookshops gnashing and clawing until one day, after lockdown ends, we go shopping and casually notice the book on the shelf.

At that point she'll jump out from behind her forensic examination lookout and triumphantly howl, "look who's laughing now, haha hoot!"

Well, that's how I imagine it anyway.

That’s why I’m hiding in the crisp aisle of Waitrose for the time being. They don’t let her in there on account of her tattoos.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

This Squig is not for turning.View attachment 462693

Quite right, too. Good on her.

I'd be massively peeved at Jack's insinuations too.

 

[Purplepeopleeater]

Wow. Just wow. I used to like her but reading the last thread has tipped me over the edge. New here but eyes wide open now.

 

[Harrybosch]

Wow. Just wow. I used to like her but reading the last thread has tipped me over the edge. New here but eyes wide open now.

Welcome. Make sure you check the wiki. It'll help you orient yourself.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

That’s why I’m hiding in the crisp aisle of Waitrose for the time being. They don’t let her in there on account of her tattoos.

They sell Moo milk (the brand, not her wanky name for dairy) in Waitrose. If I were you I would wait it out where the long life milk hangs out.

You are likely to be safe there.

ETA I had a look at her Alpro cuppa stuff. It comes in smaller cartons and is more expensive. She is such a twit.

 

[Vroo]

I think advice will be leave in freezer in perpetuity

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I think advice will be leave in freezer in perpetuity View attachment 462695

I saw this too and couldn't work out if they were trolling her

Wow. Just wow. I used to like her but reading the last thread has tipped me over the edge. New here but eyes wide open now.

How did you find us? Glad to have another comrade!

 

[Vroo]

I saw this too and couldn't work out if they were trolling her

I clearly did not examine this forensically enough or do my due diligence

 

[Veronicaaa]

In Jack's twitter 'likes'. Made me think, I wonder if Jack ever has an 'am I the baddie' moment. It was a passing thought though because of course she doesn't, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

I am so sorry for your loss @Emlo. Hope you are looking after yourself as best you can

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I think advice will be leave in freezer in perpetuity View attachment 462695

Her reply:

Defrost it
Poach it in its own defrosting juices.
Add plenty of lemon and black pepper.
Add celery/cashews/ball bearings/mushrooms/whole peppercorns.
Add yakitori seasoning.
Freeze it.
Defrost it.
Poach it in its own defrosting juices.
Bung it in a curry.

Oh! It is a WHOLE plaice? Debone and fillet it. How?

No bleeping idea. I am a 90% vegan.

 

[GreyBudgie]

@Blurp Good luck today

 

[waffle maker]

She has got away with it again, hasn't she?

Sort of... but every day more people see the light. There are people on Tattle posting round the clock about her. I think she would make a good case study for a future history book about what it was like in these dark times. People will study our posts living on Mars, probably.

 

[colouredlines]

Does anyone else cringe a bit whenever people pop up on Jack's Twitter with their diagnoses in their handles? That may be one of her worst fleeting "campaigns".

 

[GreyBudgie]

Googles “Freeze dry & laminate whole plaice to craft kwerky place mat.”