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Jack Monroe #158 She’s so offensively self absorbed
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She just never bothered to grow her skills or adapt, thinking she was such a top princess that she didn't need to.
Interesting, she has obviously seen through Jack for a while, however I bet this is why Jack is calling her a harasser!
The Antipodean branch of the cabal is safe for now - she can't get into the country
She says she has, but her word is worth less than mushroom dust. having worked for various banks and the FCA
they don’t move that quick, if they were investigating and there was any doubt they would suspend. But if they have investigated and found fraud they would close.I call
For someone who prides herself on being edgy and 'doing a chaos' on the regs, her response to being caught out in her lies is boringly formulaic:
1. Elaborate so much/ delete/ change the story so that no sensible person could follow (luckily the cabal keeps receipts)
2. State 'it was all an in joke' and complain about harrrassment/trolls (at this stage the squigs usually step in offering sympathy and money)
3. Invent a reason such as confidentiality/ ongoing investigation which means she can't discuss any further
4. Delete all tweets and pretend it never happened.
Totally agree with @Billybellend that the final bank tweet is basically a version of 'needless to say, I had the last laugh'.
1. Elaborate so much/ delete/ change the story so that no sensible person could follow (luckily the cabal keeps receipts)
2. State 'it was all an in joke' and complain about harrrassment/trolls (at this stage the squigs usually step in offering sympathy and money)
3. Invent a reason such as confidentiality/ ongoing investigation which means she can't discuss any further
4. Delete all tweets and pretend it never happened.
Totally agree with @Billybellend that the final bank tweet is basically a version of 'needless to say, I had the last laugh'.
It's so unsurprising that people no longer trust journalism.
How she can call herself a credible Head of News or whatever bollocks her title is, and spout that absolute pile of crap. They deserve each other.
I am crying, my tummy actually hurts!
Which to be fair is the standard reaction to anything to do with Jack.
She thinks she has, but that played out very publicly and many people will have seen her story change as it evolved. I hope the squiggle that reported her quote tweets with a response.
I believe that the "I've got a Go Henry card" and "I had to pretend to be 9 years old" are lies. I would love one of the podcast interviewers to ask her a direct question.
"Did you lie by saying you were 9 years old to get a Go Henry Card?".
If her answer was ,"No, of course not" a follow up question of "why did you say that on "Potatoes" Instagram and Twitter?"
Some people dream of going on holiday when the pandemic ends.
Others dream of having a meal or drink out.
Your podcast scenario is what I dream of.
(and seeing my parents, obviously, who seem to have regressed to doing Lego
)(and learning how to use commas correctly)
She’s deployed Cooper!
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I can't believe I missed that out from the 'covering up a chaos checklist'!!! Final step: Deploy Cooper and/or a 'send doggos' tweet.
Poor old Del Monte, she couldn't even be bothered turning the tin round for some exposure.
Now I love my cat an obscene amount. I also post a lot of pictures of him. Never would publish his bumhole though.
You mean apart from when you're running around your house naked embarrassing Louisa on work zooms?
Head of News but completely unable to fact check anything her girlfriend tells her. That's dim.
This time will be known as "The Age of The Narcissist" and Jack will be forensically examined and found to have been the Queen.
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