Jack Monroe #158 She’s so offensively self absorbed

[Brian Butterfield]

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So. Much. Stuff.

 

[Nebbymoo]

Poor old Del Monte, she couldn't even be bothered turning the tin round for some exposure.

She will now you've mentioned it

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

LOL

 

[MancBee]

She’s deployed Cooper!

Im in a hospital waiting room (again ) and just sniggered very loudly.

Who the hell wants to see a cats arse first thing in the morning? But at least the damned thing isn't asleep this time.

 

[SoulRebel]

Interesting, she has obviously seen through Jack for a while, however I bet this is why Jack is calling her a harasser!

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Is Henry Dimbleby that bleeping thick too?
Healthy Start vouchers have been around since 2006, Jack would have been about 18!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Live footage of Jack racing to her computer to add a #cathairthermals chapter to her budget cookbook

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Whoopsie daisy

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

But at least the damned thing isn't asleep.

Who are you talking about here?

 

[Flash123]

Poor old Del Monte, she couldn't even be bothered turning the tin round for some exposure.

I was just about to say the same thing. They must be furious they hired her.

 

[kachoochoo]

much like nature abhors a vacuum, the crappy bungalow abhors empty space

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Is Henry Dimbleby that bleeping thick too?
Healthy Start vouchers have been around since 2006, Jack would have been about 18!

Henry isn't quite as guilty as Louisa on this one, I think.

Louisa says they're basically all Jack's idea.

Henry just says that Jack explained to him why the vouchers were so important, not that they were the product of the maverick little brain.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

The publisher obviously don’t care. I wonder if she makes them any money.
There is obviously some deal between them to produce so many books and once that’s complete she’s dumped.

 

[onlysunshine]

Here's what I imagine will happen. She'll forensically examine her ring binders and note down who voted "no", get our addressees from her hefty files, visit our towns once the book is published, loiter around our local bookshops gnashing and clawing until one day, after lockdown ends, we go shopping and casually notice the book on the shelf.

At that point she'll jump out from behind her forensic examination lookout and triumphantly howl, "look who's laughing now, haha hoot!"

Well, that's how I imagine it anyway.

Good job I don't have a book shop where I live

 

[Harrybosch]

Is Henry Dimbleby that bleeping thick too?
Healthy Start vouchers have been around since 2006, Jack would have been about 18!

Coming in all forensic, but actually since 2005 and she would have been 17. See p.11 of this report, which oddly enough does NOT mention Jack http://www.bristol.ac.uk/media-library/sites/sps/migrated/documents/finalreport2.pdf

 

[Funsizes]

Jack: invented healthy start vouchers
Louisa: invented simping

 

[colouredlines]

Henry isn't quite as guilty as Louisa on this one, I think.

Louisa says they're basically all Jack's idea.

Henry just says that Jack explained to him why the vouchers were so important, not that they were the product of the maverick little brain.

I feel like Henry was just being polite. We know from previously released documents that Jack's contributions to these things go along the lines of, "If I had had more money I wouldn't have been poor."

ETA: biting political analysis from 'Feeding Britain' inquiry, 2014. Jack appears a grand total of once, answering the question of "are food banks good?" with "it depends."

 

[Stampolina1]

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Ace - a feline chocolate starfish is just what everyone want's on their twitter feed!

 

[SoulRebel]

Coming in all forensic, but actually since 2005 and she would have been 17. See p.11 of this report, which oddly enough does NOT mention Jack http://www.bristol.ac.uk/media-library/sites/sps/migrated/documents/finalreport2.pdf

I was nearly right, Hazza!
It's just so irritating the way she manages to insinuate herself into these issues without doing any work and seems to ride the coattails of people like Marcus Rashford.

 

[onlysunshine]

Im in a hospital waiting room (again ) and just sniggered very loudly.

Who the hell wants to see a cats arse first thing in the morning? But at least the damned thing isn't asleep this time.

Hope you're not waiting too long x