And the cutebots!
And the cutebots!*Kevin Keegan voice*
I would love it, LOVE IT, for Slopbot to have a patreon with more subscribers than Jack.
'Everybody's Free To Rinse Beans..'@traumatised sideboard do you think you could do a track like baz lurhman’s sunscreen song only with her live interviews? That’s my special request and I’ll sign up to your patreon to make this happen!
It's excellent in its horror.I really tried to listen - only got to the second thing she sung/said! She definitely can’t sing
Have you seen her play piano yet???I really tried to listen - only got to the second thing she sung/said! She definitely can’t sing
We have just spent the evening watching Rainn Wilson’s podcast on YouTubeDon’t forget our shared love of Dwight and The Office
You are so freaking clever, I’m in absolute awe!!You may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
100%. She was definitely hoping that someone listened to them and gave her a record deal immediately!Oh nooo
I didn’t join in at the time of the singing vids as I pretended they didn’t exist but WHY would you put those up?! Even if they were a nervousness exercise, the exercise is doing them? Not posting them online for everyone?!! She really thinks she’s dropping an undiscovered previous gift bomb on the worldNarc 101!!
My FiL used to do this apparently. He was a bit of a wheeler dealer type, new business every few years, double bankrupt in the end, and would have the big gold sovereigns and bracelets. Then when things got dicey, he'd sell them off. He took care of his things though, my husband had a pair of his handmade shoes that must've been well over 30yrs old, which looked as good as new.Ok, so I (stupidly?) reread that. This struck me as not really sitting well together....
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So you buy expensive stuff, in case you have to sell for quick bucks, and then you ruin it so it’s practically worthless? Oh........kay.
And I couldn’t help but correct this...
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I love the thought of someone stumbling across this on YouTube. Long live Slopbot.You may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
You may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
120Also love how in that article she tells us she's just been told what a great writer she is, then immediately follows with
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An emoji in a serious text, a lower case "I" in "i'd" that should be "I'd", and a missing comma after "Anyway". Great writer indeed.
And also she's so very poor but has a £1,200 jacket with the label hung in her wardrobe? That's worth twice what I paid for my car. Think how many £10 a week shops she could have for that.
Think there's been 2 cut foot incidents?Going to have to edit my list. The foot/broken glass incident wasn't before Hellmann's! It was before a Facebook Live to promote Good Food for Bad Days!
Soz, Jack xoxo
Both of them non-vegans who do nothing but damage to the movement.I’m reading a newly-published book about food and class in the UK and look who makes a cameo, predictably involved in (tinned) beef with Liz Jones.
Why is she wearing two jackets? It's like Kevin McLeod on Grand Designs, when he has to go 'up North'.I am reposting this while we wait for a rash update.
6th February 2018
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I'll stop reposting old stuff, I promise.
Totally wondering if you taught at my old school...All the kids wore Burberry when I taught in Portsmouth years ago at a ‘challenging’ school. It was like an embarassing football thug look and I think the mums got it from catalogues with a weekly payment. It’s not a look favoured by groomed expats or the super rich... plenty on Instagram worn by drug dealers girlfriends and Sallie Axl.
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