GeniusYou may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
Jack Monroe #154 The book has furloughed itself
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Yeah, there has. The first was before the Facebook Live and the second was before the Guardian cooking demo (which we didn't see
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Is this the Guardian thing? Had a quick Google but haven't watched.Yeah, there has. The first was before the Facebook Live and the second was before the Guardian cooking demo (which we didn't see
‘Course it’s the most thrilling thing that’s happened to you all year, Jack. Is it because he’s a blue ticker?
To be fair, I was quite excited when Andy Murray followed me on Twitter. Clearly a fat-fingered follow, because our beautiful new friendship lasted all of about two seconds until he unfollowed me.
Come back, Andy!
Where's her head at
I'm only two seconds in, but I've already spotted a major flaw. She doesn't seem to have a head.
Btw, as previously triangulated, this is the necklace. the description is making alarm bells ring.
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When she's running on about veganism and the ethics and environmental impact of meat consumption for over two minutes straight she sounds like she's reading off a script. We'll never know as we can't see her head. Beetroot in a red lentil dal? Stop it.
Ohhhh this is the thorn fauna incident! Lol now she's talking about cooking bacon. In a vegan cook-along. Good one.
Ohhhh this is the thorn fauna incident! Lol now she's talking about cooking bacon. In a vegan cook-along. Good one.
@traumatised sideboard I might be attempting to get slopbot out into the 'main world'. You can't be sad when you listen to slopbots latest hits 
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@traumatised sideboard as skilled as you are (and you really REALLY are) I just can't help but be reminded of going to gigs and having to grit your teeth through a crappy support act (Jack).
I'll be the one at the bar chanting 'Onion Police! Onion Police! Onion Police!' until the grifting warbler skulks off of the stage
I'll be the one at the bar chanting 'Onion Police! Onion Police! Onion Police!' until the grifting warbler skulks off of the stage
At this rate we’re going to need our own Retrograde Mercury Chaos Music Awards! Bravo! Hiding from the newborn and the husband to listen!
Doesn’t seem to be doing much for her ouchy neck glands.Btw, as previously triangulated, this is the necklace. the description is making alarm bells ring.
MOTHER OF PEARL EVIL EYE AMULET NECKLACE
Looking for a statement piece of jewellery? Our Evil Eye Amulet Necklace is the ultimate talisman to protect ya neck, with the eye as the centrepiece to help you deflect any negative energy one might be trying to send your way. Our paperclip style chain design in collaboration with Twisted...
Too much fun being had tonight peeps!
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I could only manage the beginning and end. She really embarrasses herself on a question about the EU banning (they didn't) veggie burgers and sausages.
Also goes on about mushroom dust for so long I nodded off.
I haven't had a chance to check in at all today so I can't wait to find out if she made it in to "town"! 
Honestly this is bop!
I love how we never know wtf to expect from each song. Damn, you’re a genius!
Oh what utter bollocks....Jacks fans are thick as duck falling for that tripe. Buy the coat dont steal a script.
Theres no excuse Canada GooseOr maybe a Canada Goose puffer that's all the rage, and then she'll enrage the vegans again as they're full of feathers
I’ve managed to transfer “grunk” over into real life. My partner will now ask me if I’m on a grunk in the evenings if I’m tittering next to him on the sofa.@traumatised sideboard I might be attempting to get slopbot out into the 'main world'. You can't be sad when you listen to slopbots latest hits
ETA he’s the best type of partner too. He just leaves me to it.
I'm just over 10 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can stand. Cringe levels through the roof. And I thought the most embarrassing bit would be her spending almost an entire agonising minute trying to roll her sleeves up at the start.
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