Jack Monroe #154 The book has furloughed itself

[Scarletfever]

I actually felt sorry for the organisers? Like it's so horrendously amateurish, even the slop she makes is so bleeping basic it hurts?

That was day one so I guess she wasn't asked back. Can't think why.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

I'm just over 10 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can stand. Cringe levels through the roof. And I thought the most embarrassing bit would be her spending almost an entire agonising minute trying to roll her sleeves up at the start.

I think she tries to be endearing with the self deprecation, but it’s always so uncomfortable to watch. Lots of awkward chuckling, too many hand gestures, mumbling and over explaining everything. And I only got 3 minutes in.

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s deleted the necklace info and the response to the hilarious ‘cock ear’ joke.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I think she tries to be endearing with the self deprecation, but it’s always so uncomfortable to watch. Lots of awkward chuckling, too many hand gestures, mumbling and over explaining everything. And I only got 3 minutes in.

Anyone else hear the “fold the beetroot through.....”

YOU CANNOT FOLD CHOPPED BEETROOT THROUGH FOOD YOU IDIOT, THAT ISN’T WHAT FOLD MEANS.

I think some Ministry of Sound chillout tunes circa 1998 are in order.

 

[EllaEm87]

I actually felt sorry for the organisers? Like it's so horrendously amateurish, even the slop she makes is so bleeping basic it hurts?

That was day one so I guess she wasn't asked back. Can't think why.

I think by now any business who does their minimum due diligence should expect nothing less than an absolute tit show from our Jackie

 

[Pocahontas]

I wonder why she deleted the info for the £140 necklace

 

[Whaa?]

Was she ever an ambassador for Veganuary? She has claimed to be in this video. As far as I know she was announced and then dumped before Veganuary began.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I can't find the actual screenshot but:

No wonder she didn't upload it

 

[bazzam]

I wonder why she deleted the info for the £140 necklace

I hope she paid £140 for it. will show her what it feels like to be ripped off.

 

[Pocahontas]

I hope she paid £140 for it. will show her what it feels like to be ripped off.

Perhaps she shouldn’t make such ... rash ... purchases.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Was she ever an ambassador for Veganuary? She has claimed to be in this video. As far as I know she was announced and then dumped before Veganuary began.

They did promote her quotes yeah.

 

[HotesTilaire]

At this rate we’re going to need our own Retrograde Mercury Chaos Music Awards! Bravo! Hiding from the newborn and the husband to listen!

But imagine having parents who were cool enough to bring you up to the music of Pet Slop Bot

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

At 21.33 she is promoting LM but claims she isn’t sponsored by them.

Surely at the time this was released there would have been conversations going on behind the scenes about her collaboration?

So technically not sponsored but actually on very shady ground.

 

[Cunderthunt]

When she's running on about veganism and the ethics and environmental impact of meat consumption for over two minutes straight she sounds like she's reading off a script. We'll never know as we can't see her head. Beetroot in a red lentil dal? Stop it.

Ohhhh this is the thorn fauna incident! Lol now she's talking about cooking bacon. In a vegan cook-along. Good one.

I wish she would just leave us alone. How dare she go on about the damage caused by the meat industry when actively promoting it all? Such a parasitic little hypocrite. No integrity at all.

 

[Whaa?]

Six minutes in and she has already been insulting about veganism and vegans. She then went on to promote Linda McCartney foods. Make it stop.

 

[bazzam]

Doesn’t seem to be doing much for her ouchy neck glands.

her neck will be green from that necklace soon.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Found Ruby Rose for Veganuary & budget Ruby Rose.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Six minutes in and she has already been insulting about veganism and vegans. She then went on to promote Linda McCartney foods. Make it stop.

To top it off she got a mix of salad and “leaves” from her garden because of the range of nutrients they provided.

Which nutrients Jack?

Is it because B12 is A is C is D is magnesium?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Hey you despicable, bullying tit-bags Just popping in to see we're not all out there kicking orphans & drowning kittens.
I'm just checking in from the past where it's still acceptable to earn a living from being an actual lying disgrace & embarrassment to your family..
Big love 'n' hugs to all that need that sort of thing, a kick in the shin to those tattoo'd enough who clearly deserve it & a massive hug to anyone who needs a friendly ear. My thing is open (Easy now, it's not a cry for help).
Seriously though, if anyone wants to chat please do
ETA. Am sure the Boris thing hit in different ways but seriously, if anyone needs a friendly ear HMU.. I'm happily married & don't need to see anyones "cakes"

 

[Marmalade Atkins]