Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No

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She's also said herself, more than once, that she shouts and gets "furious" on Twitter but irl is a nervous little mouse. So which is it?
 
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Really interesting to hear he has similar character traits whilst in work as out of it. Ego was off the scale. I think it is another of those cases where having the right connections, and being in the right place at the right time as to how he has got on. Certainly not his architectural talent.

He is as bad as Monroe regarding the Grenfell fire. He rushed there on the night shoving his nose in. He made some pretty outlandish claims about that night that have been disproved too.
 
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All of this is so true, she created her on-line persona through social media and seems to be stymied when she's called out on the inconsistencies.
Needless to say that in her head she walks away having had the last laugh.
I'm still getting the giggles over the fact that angry vegans may yet bring her down
 
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I served him years ago. The arrogance was beaming out of him. So smarmy!
 
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I have sad news. I saw a magpie today and it was accompanied by some sort of rare butterfly. RIP SadFace.
 
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It might have been Jack's attempt at satire. As she seems to have very little natural sense of humour a lot of her 'jokes' fall flat.
 
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I've just reread the New Statesman article, here are a couple of funny bits.
Also, Jack has shrunk, she's teenier than ever, practically microscopic!
She's a card isn't she?

(Actually, she's a total fucking cunt)
 
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Maybe it was bench pressing the Queen that shrunked our plucky urchin. And to think just a few years later, she couldn’t even carry a few poorly made Kickstarter recipe books to the post office. Life can be so cruel. Just like the beautiful, gentle, soft birds we have lost. I feel quite melancholy.
ETA - I’ve got Radiohead’s “onion police” as an ear worm now.
 
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Did we have broken ribs on the list of fake injuries/ailments? “I’m sensitive today” we know, Jack! Every day is a day when people need to forgive you because..... bla bla
 
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Hold on, did she literally mean she could bench press the actual Queen? What a weird fucking thing to say. I was totally confused about it when I read it and assumed it was some kind of weightlifting terminology that I didn't understand.
Please can we have 'she could bench press the actual Queen' as a thread title?!
 
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Is this about Angel Strawbridge?
No, there's a thread about a chateux in the bloggers bit in here, they are proper grifters and very odd. They started off by appearing in escape to the chateux DIY with dick and angel
 
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