Ahhh, thankspaceyouObviously this can‘t be as good as Jack’s impending masterpiece... but until then, for onion songs, Marvin Gaye’s completed it mate!
Seriously though, I hope you feel less gloomy soon
I do love a bit of Marvin... 
Just as I was going to bed as well. What a mess, half of that crap shouldn't be there in the first place. She would have more space If she didn't have so many cloths, rags, bottles of Zoflora, unnecessary bowls, camping gaz bottles, cat biscuit barrel, copper light fitting, ridiculous amounts of foliage and assorted bottles of crap like kombucha fermentation bottles, and assorted ephemera. The kitchen is just swamped with an excessive amount of stuff. It is setting my teeth on edge. She really does have a problem with knowing how much of any one thing you need to keep.
OMG, if Linda (RIP) is going to post a video of her rustling up slop I'm wincing at the comments already. The viggles are savage enough when they're just responding to a still image - imagine how they'll react to her awkwardly prodding at a pan of orzo for ten minutes.It's definitely a video for Linda M... did anyone else read no. 9 as poo greens?View attachment 406225View attachment 406227
Gourmet catfood for Coopsie? Hope SB is still whooping about his eyelid sausages... *tip jar rattle*
What a bloody mess!
Jack, mate.
What in the ever loving hell is she DOING? Sticky notes on recycling containers... why? It’s mess upon mess upon mess.
Guaranteed that as soon as a squiggle mentions the post-its, JM will claim they've always done it.
These bins are the most insane thing I've ever seen. And I've seen the sideboard photos.
It took her two bleeping hours for 3 cans stacked on top!
What's happening here? Doesn't all the domestic packaging recycling go in one bin? Why does she need 3 bins for paper, cardboard etc?
I was about to ask was that a load of zoflora? Something which is notoriously bad for the environment, for someone who a couple of days ago was a natural product guru she is really bizarre.
Do Channel 4 still do Dispatches? We should get in contact with them, someone has to investigate this spate of bird deaths.
I was just about to post this, how is this a paid for collaboration? A few tins, no recipe ideas just a bit of tell me what you want.
All we need are the K Pop stans and I will be filled with joy and skipping round the livingroom like a skippy thing
She is the only one allowed into the kitchen, there's only her and her son in the house, so why? She can surely remember what goes in which bin. If she was living in a house share, possibly acceptable to label, but not with childish "feed me" slogans.
Sorry to get all up in your niche @Captainmouse but, WHO DAT?
Oh that final tweet... duck.. off...
