Never in my life have I encountered such sheer desperation for praise.
The NEEDINESS.
The NEEDINESS.
Jack Monroe #141 Who dat?
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is she drinking coffee now?
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Urgh the cooking instructions are for meatball orzo
I wish she’d actually just been having a wank, at least we wouldn’t have to see that
I wish she’d actually just been having a wank, at least we wouldn’t have to see that
Could have just gone with 
for the prunes, it conveys a wide meaning when Jack's cooking
for the prunes, it conveys a wide meaning when Jack's cooking
Hi Jack. 
You didn't take a massive break from TV 
after DKL. In fact, you went straight onto your finest TV moment ever: lingreenie. 
We all know that your definition of truth is as flexible as your definition of carbonara
or work, 
but please, PLEASE do not erase your masterpiece from the narrative.
You didn't take a massive break from TV after DKL. In fact, you went straight onto your finest TV moment ever: lingreenie. We all know that your definition of truth is as flexible as your definition of carbonara
or work, but please, PLEASE do not erase your masterpiece from the narrative.
Oh now there's a thing. Imagine if Heather Mills went tonto on her. That would be quite the spectacle.
Once again, she’s asking her followers to do the work. It’s even more infuriating after the eye-rolling martyrdom in her latest Twitter thread.
With all the 4am starts, late nights and ENDLESS, BUSY, NONSTOP WORK she's doing, she must be having a hell of a lot of coffee. That she doesn't drink.
Incidentally, what are the odds on another accidental "J. 1g" tweet before the weekend?
Incidentally, what are the odds on another accidental "J. 1g" tweet before the weekend?
So she is asking for recipes for the tins?
Really?
Beyond Twin Peaks level of confused now.
Bit pricey for the £20 weekly shop tho eh?
Is she trying to get people to do her Del Monte work for her too?!
ETA: The fact that you only want to be on TV again because it made you feel important and people bought you things, is evident. Unfortunately for you, you've got neither the talent nor the temperament to make a career of it. But keep dreaming Jackie.
ETA: The fact that you only want to be on TV again because it made you feel important and people bought you things, is evident. Unfortunately for you, you've got neither the talent nor the temperament to make a career of it. But keep dreaming Jackie.
How do we vote for Sitrus pieces?
.Hi Jack.
We all know that your definition of truth is as flexible as your definition of carbonara
Ah Lingreenie: A shed, raw pasta, Eamonn’s ‘what the duck’ poker face and the Producer urging Ruth to fill the segment because Jack turned her back to camera and went silent.
Comedy Gold.
Jack talking about DKL took me back to the horse spunk lasagne and Matt's face on taking a bite (except he managed to wrangle out of it by talking and thus putting the fork down)
Plenty of people have managed to do cooking videos on youtube and instagram with relatively basic set ups. Youre just tit at this, Monroe.
I may be getting a bit cynical and jaded here but the "let me know your fave recipe" does mean I'm bracing myself for a long list of coincidentally similar offerings from our Jack.
Hope she doesn't have comments turned off on the Mel Donte post, dyinggggg for some squiggles to ask her what's wrong with her usual value branded tins
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