Jack Monroe #141 Who dat?

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Catching up, what a night Jack had. The kichen is revolting with all that car boot sale clutter. It's bonkers to put a post it on a bin- it will get dirty.

All terrible here. A relative very sick back in the UK with covid and massive complications- surgery today, and we obvioulsy can't go back. Our weekend starts at lunchtime on Thursday though so nearly there. Thank you all for being such a good distraction.
 
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Has she never heard of YouTube? I don’t get this carry on, there are literal kids making content on iPhones and go pros, you can buy reasonable mics as audio isn’t always the best on either and cobble it together yourself. We know a few “YouTubers” regularly putting out content with big view counts and they’re not putting in these hours to do it, I’m confused as to where she’s been the past 15 years?

That kitchen is also a fucking state
 
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That kitchen is disgusting. The comparison to how it looked last week she had tidied it (for Rightmove pictures?) is quite unbelievable. And using a whole worktop for pointless recycling bins. Utter lunacy.

Also really glad ‘the vegans’ aren’t dropping things and I hope they don’t.
 
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So sorry about your relative, although we are all forced apart at the moment, it must be doubly difficult when you are so far away. Sending a virtual hug. .

Think of you teaching on the other side of the world every morning first thing. I hope you can take some time this weekend away from everything that is going on.
 
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Fingers crossed the video is released soonish - maybe in instalments .

Viggles go through the roof.

We have fun chats.

8th March will come in no time.
 
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She has no experience of a corporate environment
 
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Ick - tweets like that are nauseating. She loves to give the impression that whenever she is on set there are lots of bantz with the crew as they all chuckle fondly over her charming naivety and coltishness. Lots of gentle, soft encouraging her
Not that any of what she says is believable but if she was fascinated by studio lights I imagine she made a HUGE deal out of it to appear quirky until someone said something at last.
And still she wonders why TV work has dried up. Oh actually no she doesn't. She voluntarily took a massive step back from it after DKL and had to be coaxed out again recently for Free School Meals
 
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The problem is she clearly believes that she's on the same level as That Man, Nigella, Forearm Matt etc, and deserves the same treatment.

Sorry Jack, but your distinct lack of a TV deal has less to do with your myriad alleged conditions, and more to do with this:

 
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HiJack, this is your face WITH studio, professional makeup you silly twonk.
 

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I broke my own rule of never ever clicking on a Daily Mail article to read the post above. Forgetting all about Jack for a moment what ab absolutely shite article. Repeats itself about 8 times, describes her as non binary when there is absolutely no need to refer to gender, gets the name of the book wrong several times (I’ve not dared to watch the clip but surely even Jack isn’t maverick enough to put salmon and chicken in Veganish). Appalling article. But the tweets were funny. I’ve said it before but its so awful that almost all of the criticism she gets, which isn’t much really, comes from TERFS. It actively stops others from criticising as they don’t want to be put in that bracket, at least, that’s certainly how I felt before I found this place.
 
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She forgot to mention lip fillers in her make up routine

Also, star jumps. Wtf? What did they add to the process?
 
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Very much all of this. People complained to Veganuary about her actively promoting meat after she was named as an ambassador in the run up to Veganuary. I wish I could find the statement they put out now. She posted that she had gone to a restaurant renowned for its meat dishes and taken 'a life long vegetarian' along with her, tee hee. Also the quote that, like her lesbianism, there would always be exceptions to her veganism 'and it would always be worth it'.
 
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It sounds like it's another of her cos-plays doesn't it? The ikkle wikkle innocent who has never so much as seen a TV, much less been on it before

I bought myself George Georgievski's @schoollunchbox on IG new book today. He's been working from home, home schooling two girls, and been under the Melbourne lockdown for a lot of last year, not being able to see his mum for months, and managed to put it together. He said the book photo shoot took a week - I wonder what the timeframes are normally like with Jack?
 
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Dewy glow dear.

And made her look less gaunt, tired, ill, frail, thin, exhausted and burnt out sweaty.
Oh I see Surely the strobe cream and highlighter would have been enough?! Maybe she doesn’t know how to apply it properly
 
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