The return of the greater spotted "yes absolutely".
She’s definitely grunking so she grasped the stealing milk bottle, now she needs to understand the difference between Epsom salts and table salt, ninny, no you pillock salt is not salt etc, check your sodium’s they are different.
Sorry Jack, but Conservative should have a capital C and 'pretending to be for the best' is unimaginative and frankly, disappointing.
This is amazing!! Am I right in thinking that’s Guardian byline photo Jack? I was so tempted to draw Nigella‘s garden out of spite, and send it to her before Jackie but I literally don’t have the range, and this is just perfect!I would love for you to make a closer friend out of this! Please let us know if it goes well (oh my gosh imagine if she turns out to be a Frau!)
I am going to lose my mind if she posts her drawing online. I have this horrible vision of it being incredibly amateur but all the blue ticks are telling her how great her lovely drawing isit's going right in the downstairs bathroom next to the emin.
(I am a TERRIBLE artist so not judging any amateurs - it's the fact she instantly thinks she's an expert when she isn't, at knitting, drawing, photography etc)
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Just buy Radox bath salts .
Yes table salt will have been stripped of any beneficial minerals. In addition, cheap table salt has iodine added which for some people's skin will cause a reaction . I wish she'd stop peddling advice about things she knows sweet FA about.So apparently the table salt variety is heavily processed to make it fine, on the way it loses most of the minerals you would want in a salt bath, like the magnesium.
Sea salt retains more of these minerals, so sea salt would be preferable than table salt.
Even better would be fecking bath salts.
It’s not the politics, it’s the food HTH
Shouldn't that be Pontius?'Salt is salt is salt' is bollocks. Anybody with tastebuds knows there are differences. Suppose that's why she says it.
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Yeah, you do that. I'm sure everybody will take you absolutely seriously with your forensic knowledge of the Bible (and grammar/syntax).
Yes, absolutely.Shouldn't that be Pontius?
Sloppy carnageCashew and Tofu ricotta ....in Jack’s hands this can only mean one thing ... absolute carnage.
Being an idiot is one thing but she is a who wants the job of removing the smell of eucalyptus, lavender etc from the blender? Not everybody has a domestic flock!Yes table salt will have been stripped of any beneficial minerals. In addition, cheap table salt has iodine added which for some people's skin will cause a reaction . I wish she'd stop peddling advice about things she knows sweet FA about.
Isn't it Pontius, not Pontious , but, duck, what would I know, having never been a Sunday school teacher.