Jack Monroe #140 This is not what Linda would have wanted

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It's too early but I would LOVE to nominate 'constant stream of nonsense' as the next thread title 😂
 
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'Salt is salt is salt' is bollocks. Anybody with tastebuds knows there are differences. Suppose that's why she says it.

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Yeah, you do that. I'm sure everybody will take you absolutely seriously with your forensic knowledge of the Bible (and grammar/syntax).
 
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I would love for you to make a closer friend out of this! Please let us know if it goes well (oh my gosh imagine if she turns out to be a Frau!)

I am going to lose my mind if she posts her drawing online. I have this horrible vision of it being incredibly amateur but all the blue ticks are telling her how great her lovely drawing is it's going right in the downstairs bathroom next to the emin.

(I am a TERRIBLE artist so not judging any amateurs - it's the fact she instantly thinks she's an expert when she isn't, at knitting, drawing, photography etc)
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This is amazing!! Am I right in thinking that’s Guardian byline photo Jack? I was so tempted to draw Nigella‘s garden out of spite, and send it to her before Jackie but I literally don’t have the range, and this is just perfect!
 
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So apparently the table salt variety is heavily processed to make it fine, on the way it loses most of the minerals you would want in a salt bath, like the magnesium.
Sea salt retains more of these minerals, so sea salt would be preferable than table salt.
Even better would be fecking bath salts.
Yes table salt will have been stripped of any beneficial minerals. In addition, cheap table salt has iodine added which for some people's skin will cause a reaction 😡. I wish she'd stop peddling advice about things she knows sweet FA about.
 
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Yes table salt will have been stripped of any beneficial minerals. In addition, cheap table salt has iodine added which for some people's skin will cause a reaction 😡. I wish she'd stop peddling advice about things she knows sweet FA about.
Being an idiot is one thing but she is a ⚠ who wants the job of removing the smell of eucalyptus, lavender etc from the blender? Not everybody has a domestic flock!
Its awful but I really hope someone gets back to her following a disaster with this crap. We know she is using penhaligons etc, none of this toxic shite for her.
 
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Hey Jack, a little bit of google, yeah?
Don’t worry we’ve done the hard graft so you can grift, as per usual
Here’s an article about making bath salts, they seem very anti-table salt!
 
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I don’t want to be a dick here and I know this isn’t about jack but I recall roadside mum posting about being approached by various media outlets then declining them. Obviously then jack jumped in and stole the thunder but this seems a bit resentful.
 
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