She tries so, so, so, sooooooo hard to look relaxed and natural but in the end she looks like a lady who has followed through on a wet fart and is trying desperately to pretend that the noise and the smell that everyone just noticed wasn't her...
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Like that weird cartoon video of her unpacking her veg box in the summer. So much gurning, such mad eyes.Her eyes are mad
ETA: GIFTED veg box obv
Quick, someone
Coloured's trainers.
Do I claim this from ASDA or can I just send Jack an invoice?
Googly eyed Jack makes me think of the neighing horse so often used to represent the spunky lasagne
She looks like the front cover of the film girl interrupted. I would be so Cross if someone tried to use that as a professional photo of me.
How's the chat going with Mr C had he replied grovelling and also had MR REPLIED yet?
How's the chat going with Mr C had he replied grovelling and also had MR REPLIED yet?
I think we'll be waiting a long time for either!
I'm no Bill Oddie but that looks very much like a Collared Dove, not a pigeon.
Why does she do this to birds? First Terry the Sparrow and now The Unknown Pigeon/Glove. The RSPB should storm crappy Bungalow and arrest her.Quick, someone
I went over to watch the 'vegan takeover' episode of Dr Rupy. Guests 'Henry and Ian from BOSH' Food looked great, both of them very enthusiastic about the food and didn't mention their books once. They didn't cook either, so I guess its a feature of the program, rather than keep Jack away from the food.
amazing. the mad eyes, the rictus grin, the fidgeting, the forced laughter, "can you use bottled lemon?", "so, jack, you're a tinned fruit shill expert"
all the greatest hits. just what was required.
just gutted he didn't make thesalad bag fridge raid pesto in front of her. that would have been pure brilliance
all the greatest hits. just what was required.
just gutted he didn't make the
I really can't bear them but they do come across at least as enthusiastic about eating.
Thanks all for summing up. You are doing my ears and eyeballs a service. One screenshot is terrifying enough!
I had my own purple crayons at the ready for any hint of her mentioning Del Monte on the BBC but they must have cut that bit.
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What? Is he being a dick on twitter too?
It took her 56 seconds to use the phrase “single mum using a foodbank“
Her voice is too nasally, it’s not a voice for tv or radio. And she looks the spit of Rose West.
Her voice is too nasally, it’s not a voice for tv or radio. And she looks the spit of Rose West.
In the first instance, complain to Chartwells.
Also, am I the only come who feels like this picture the scene. First day of a job the boss comes down and says I want you to work this this new person. She's apparently the bee's knees in our circles and then he produces that photo . I think I would quit on the spot.
Jack, wouldn’t it be such positive publicity (As you sure do need it) if you were to screenshot all your DM’s and post them to a highlight reel about how inspirational you are to people cooking on a budget?
Ah. Silly me. They don’t exist do they. So stop lying on the lovely Doctors show.
THIS my fellow fraus was Jack’s face when Dr Rupee said it was the cheapest recipe of the series and banging full of flavour. She went from a smirk to this.
Make of it what you will.
Ah. Silly me. They don’t exist do they. So stop lying on the lovely Doctors show.
THIS my fellow fraus was Jack’s face when Dr Rupee said it was the cheapest recipe of the series and banging full of flavour. She went from a smirk to this.
Make of it what you will.
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