Dear Comrade Jezza,
Soz for calling you an antisemite, I was off my tits on arthritis medication. I love you almost as much as I love Trotsky, Tony Benn, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. I realise now that if I had voted for you, I would have been able to end child poverty more easily. I will never forget the look on my son's face the day he turned to me, from his single weetabix mashed with water, and said, "Where's Mummy's breakfast?"
...6000 words later...
Anyway, I would have written sooner but I had severe burnout. Let's bury the hatchet, and do you have any good jam recipes for tinned fruit?
Thankyou,
Comrade Jack 🤍
Soz for calling you an antisemite, I was off my tits on arthritis medication. I love you almost as much as I love Trotsky, Tony Benn, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. I realise now that if I had voted for you, I would have been able to end child poverty more easily. I will never forget the look on my son's face the day he turned to me, from his single weetabix mashed with water, and said, "Where's Mummy's breakfast?"
...6000 words later...
Anyway, I would have written sooner but I had severe burnout. Let's bury the hatchet, and do you have any good jam recipes for tinned fruit?
Thankyou,
Comrade Jack 🤍