Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition

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I suppose with the Corbyn stuff she did interviews so there are receipts you don't need to visit here to see.
 
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I keep up / can't keep up with this thread but, thank you to everyone who keeps this manic smol pixie held to account and are so funny in the process! As ever she is missing a trick. Maybe someone in her position, well-off with media contacts, could say on a programme like GMB that it is ridiculous for these food boxes to exist in the first place and point out more systemic problems to the audience. Also, I personally think it is a disgrace that if you find yourself in poverty you have no AGENCY to buy what you want. It's so Victorian. Rather saying 'so what?' to 'the vouchers could be traded for cash' argument, she goes along with it. She can challenge public perception if she wants to, it's what activists do. The Corbyn stuff is really boiling my piss.

Sorry to be catty but the sheer volume of makeup in that pic could only end in disaster, she looks like she set her face with flour.
Stay tuned for Makeup on a Bootstrap 🥴
 
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@Dogmuck thank you for your squiggling, I am on a morning grunk but had to pop to the present to say thank you.

Also my favourite ever insult contained within, I would go as far as suggesting the squiggle might be Scouse. They wrote “ Jack Monroe is sexually attracted to tories” 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Doesn't appear to have been much home-schooling going on thus far today.
Doesn't look like there'll be the sofa snuggling with blankets and Disney in the afternoon either (although do almost 11yr olds go in for that? My 10.5yr old absolutely would not!)
 
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the ironic thing is if she had those vouchers she would still feed her son on a measly sandwich/maize snacks and trouser the rest to buy herself bleeping golden grahams and anchoaide.
 
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Because he wants to talk to sensible people and get results not angry little trolls with a overactive voicebox
If I were Matt Hancock I'd have insisted on being on with Jack to make myself look halfway competent in comparison.
 
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This tweet irritates me the most (in this nanosecond) and shows that Jack is not arsed if kids get fed, she wants to bash some cooperate folk! Isn’t the bleeping point, that you’re missing, about feeding kids, you twanker! 🤬
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I just voted for MR and RM for a pride of Britain award. They have worked so hard.
This tweet irritates me the most (in this nanosecond) and shows that Jack is not arsed if kids get fed, she wants to bash some cooperate folk! Isn’t the bleeping point, that you’re missing, about feeding kids, you twanker! 🤬
She probably bitter over something they have done to her perhaps she wanted a job and computer said no
 
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All the lefty/ centrist people, including Jack, who couldn't vote for Corbyn let this happen. Do you honestly think a socialist government would have cocked this up so badly?
 
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*On a mega grunk so not sure where this will land, apologies!*
Where has she got this idea that the papers have some dodgy pics of her that they’re desperate to leak, in order to smear her? SHES the one who mentioned that she had bikini pics (woo risqué)

Jack, I promise you babe nobody gives a tit about your pretend abs, bikini pics or your minge. Most of us just want to know where the 68 grand went and how you are still brazenly accepting paypal donations whilst sending crying selfies to Rishi claiming to be one of the excluded.
You do a really good impression of someone still living in poverty when you have probably earned more than most throughout this entire pandemic, you absolute maniac.


 
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I can imagine her stomach sinking at this.
Another person that doesn't understand child food poverty. He might be able to provide food in his kitchen in Peterborough, but to send that food across the country and feed all those kids would be logistically impossible from one kitchen. Take into account all the children's allergies, dietary requirements, religious food exclusions, children's likes and dislikes, the ability to reheat the food, ensuring reheating is done safely, hygiene standards in delivery,etc etc etc.

Another bandwagon jumper who thinks it is all so easy. We don't need another person telling us that they should be giving out food like lady bountiful to sate their own need to be seen as a saviour. We don't need a chef linking up with Jack to rinse the government, or a charity, out of money, whilst deriding companies for doing just that.

JUST GIVE PEOPLE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THEIR OWN FOOD, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
 
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I'm just remembering what help we had- Sure Start, tax credits, child benefits, enough staff at school. Austerity is the cause of so many of the problems highlighted in the pandemic. Jack didn't contribute during the 2019 election when she could have.
 
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