I like the Guardian's Blind Date and the Guyliner's review as much as the next person (and today was particularly 'Oh my!'). But why can't she just for once enjoy something without the superlatives?
Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters
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Babe, same
I searched on Twitter as didn’t know about the blind dates and who guyliner was..... people were tweeting hours before hand. She doesn’t have an original thought
Thank god I'm not the only one who feels this! I'm a Northerner but her fake breathy schtick boils my piss. She seems fairly untalented and uninteresting, so I am mystified as to why she continues to get paid gigs opining on stuff.
I cannot stand her fake snobby act. Yeah, ya did well for yourself, but fs, behave.
Why would Taylor Swift have a "take" on this, and why has Jack tagged her? Does she genuinely think Taylor Swift is gonna reply? Does she think only Taylor Swift can tell her the opinion to have? Is Taylor Swift her next target?
She reminds me of a friend who is quite Marmite-y
. I like her in Masterchef, but (perhaps being a foreign Frau) don't know her form anything else.Seems like Jack is on an engagement roll, trying to get blue tikcers to interact with her.
#You're the light, you're the light when close my eyes...I'm colourbliiiiinnnd#
Thanks fruas. Now having to explain why on earth I'm singing Darius Danesh
Wasn't even aware that I knew the words. But yes, there they all are taking up valuable brain space.
Thanks fruas. Now having to explain why on earth I'm singing Darius Danesh
Wasn't even aware that I knew the words. But yes, there they all are taking up valuable brain space.
I would end myself laughing if Taylor Swift did respond but in the usual awful way Jack responds to squiggles.
The tagging of Taylor Swift just makes me think of this
Counting Crows played O2 Brixton on 16 June 2002, so Jack would have been 14, so that seems about right.
But, according to my extensive research (Google) the first camera phone wasn't launched in the UK until 26 June 2002.
So that touching little anecdote isn't true.
is she expecting another Starlight or last great american dynasty, despite the fact that they are songs about people with an actual connection to Taylor? how strange
I'm certain this is simply because she's seen the number of likes Owen Jones is getting for tweeting about it.
Is Taylor Swift in the habit of writing songs to make one threat, one fatal wartime accident, open relationships going wrong when one party catches feels, PTSD and one suicide sound romantic?
Oh god, i dislike her the most on MCShe reminds me of a friend who is quite Marmite-y
Seems like Jack is on an engagement roll, trying to get blue tikcers to interact with her.
the facial expressions, the wanky guff she spouts. Proper irrational hatred Her voice is very annoying.Oh god, i dislike her the most on MC
I assume she's 'researching' for her new book by reminding herself of her ~origin story~?
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