Probably seeing what she can add to it. Perhaps an episode where she is awoken in the night and beamed up to a flying saucer and a space Tory tells her she should have shut her legs.
Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters
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I really like Taylor Swift. It’s annoying how she ruins things.
I just read the Blind Date column and, like, it’s vaguely amusing but they’re quite obviously trying to be the edgy, neggy version of that amazing couple that left their knickers at a house party and it just seems really... forced?
I guess all of Jack’s [failed] attempts at humour and going viral are even more strained so she probably sees this as effortless.
I guess all of Jack’s [failed] attempts at humour and going viral are even more strained so she probably sees this as effortless.
Modern Bollocks, Eyeballs and Arseholes?
Agreed. Strange that she's not mentioned them much (or at all?) before when she's so into them as she tweets her every thought but she does seem to be sincere.
I don't know much about the band at all but JM liking something doesn't automatically make me not like it. That'd ruin far too many things!
I think she used to look a lot 'smarter' when she started appearing on Masterchef, compared to what she looked like on a recent clips show - I remembered that she had a face on her that looked as though she had a broom shoved up her arse - and then she complained about a not quite perfect element in a meal with quivering lip and apparently near to tears that she had experienced such trauma. It completely reminded me of somebody with a disordered eating, nearly distraught that they had used up their calories on a taste of something that wasn't perfect.
The joyless, in the face of food, brittle personality is reminiscent of a more polished version of JM.
Modern budget cooking handbook
Modern Bungalows (crappy).
That Guardian article was highly irritating. They both seemed utterly try hard. Picking up steak with both hands - so quirky!
That Guardian article was highly irritating. They both seemed utterly try hard. Picking up steak with both hands - so quirky!
It cracks me up that she has her name on it. Whose else would it be? The cat's? SB's? The forgotten rabbit's?
So BB paid no rent during Covid?
Modern Bastardisations of Perfectly Good Food
Early Jack - tat free arm in the disco kitchen
Modern Bottom Inspectors
No, she made Jack eat her Brexit tins and didn’t pay any rent but in September she bought her own cheese from Waitrose
Modern Boak.
You are welcome to dance with me in my sideboard-less kitchen any day. Might put Barbie Girl on as a special treat for us both.It’s like, I’m not a Taylor Swift fan, but it’s clear a lot of people here are, so I justwhen her name comes up. Mind you, I genuinely love songs like “Macarena”, “Saturday Night” and “Mambo No 5”, so...
It’s just always clever wording isn’t it? The references to salary, income etc.
I’m in a good financial position at the moment, but sometimes I’ll have a period when I decide to eat out of the cupboards and freezer for a week, or I buy cheap food at Aldi because I happen to be near one. There’s absolutely no need to make a drama out of it.
I’m in a good financial position at the moment, but sometimes I’ll have a period when I decide to eat out of the cupboards and freezer for a week, or I buy cheap food at Aldi because I happen to be near one. There’s absolutely no need to make a drama out of it.
The book is Modern witches.
Those arch file binders have finally been complied.
Those arch file binders have finally been complied.
Ah, so 2021 Jack is going to be £20 Jack, even though she just got paid a huge amount of money from Del Monte and The Daily Express.First mention. Screenshot from @Debarkle
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@kachoochoo might be crossing something off the list soon
Oh and if your rent really is two thirds of your income you really do need to look at cheaper properties.
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