Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters

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Who wants to bet she googled BBC good food to make those roasties. I would if I lived with such a smug person, who I felt put me down at every turn.

Peeling spuds are what lackies do petal.
 
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did she ever write that column for the breakdown mag? I thought it would be out by now considering she likes to brag about boshing out articles in 30 mins
Mate she's had the worst case of COVID ever. Didn't you know that?
 
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Have you seen how photoshopped Adam Kay’s profile is on Twitter. He does not look like that. No wonder Jack likes him.
I have no idea who Adam Kay is, never heard of him. But I just went to look and that is such a creepy pic to have. My first thought was Jack the Ripper 😬
 
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Talking of tins...

I was in the supermarket yesterday and I stopped to have a look at the tinned fruit. The price difference of del Monte compared to other brands is ridiculous. The hypocrisy of being their ambassador whilst complaining about poverty involving tins. I know I shouldn’t be surprised but it’s still shocking how making £££ comes above all else to her
 
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Ultra cheap tin openers blunt really quickly, my £10 Oxo grips one was a fantastic investment as it not only has lasted for ages but you don't have the frustration of a crap tin opener making holes in the tin and not cutting through it properly.

I made a MIguel Barclay recipe from the Asda groceries site last night. It was feta (I used Asdas value greek cheese), sweetcorn and courgette fritters. It cost about £1.50 to feed two people, it was both simple to make and really tasty, budget food doesn't need to be grim!
 
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That was the least eventful Grunk in history. Nothing to do with the wit of the Cabal, which is as sharp as ever, but there's really only so much material to be wrought from tin openers. Come on Jack, give us something to really get our teeth into and start the year as you mean to go on!

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Grunkaing a bit, but I'm pretty much a totally basic witch when it comes to shopping (and most other things really) and they pretty much all have ring pulls these days. Also, a tin opener isn't exactly in the price range of her beloved NutriBullet, a far more specialist bit of kit by far. You can get a decent enough one for a quid.

We had our skip to clear out the (RENTED) house 😂 5 years of stuff to clear out. Im not a hoarder, but my mum & oh are so we end up storing things or keeping stuff 'just incase' 🙄
We had one, as my mother is definitely a hoarder who is getting worse the older she gets (didn't even get rid of half of what needs to go). I think that's part of what sets me off with Jack. All that stuff 😫

Tin opener Jack is almost as bad as tanks Jack :sleep:

Also - my eyes just rolled out of my head at this

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Argh. Just defeating her whole bleeping povplay tin opener argument then. Knobber
 
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mmmmmm hmmmmmmm (nods in agreement)


Jesus H Christ. Just Googled it, what a bleep!!!
Also, in same Google, it came up that he mocked Northern Women and, most heinous of all he was a writer on 'Mrs Brown's Boys'.
(not being crappy, he genuinely is a bit of a bleep)
Ah, but at least SB is a fan. Not the same thing as liking David Walliams or anything...
How is he not cancelled in this climate of absolute hysteria?? I never even heard of this.

mmmmmm hmmmmmmm (nods in agreement)


Jesus H Christ. Just Googled it, what a bleep!!!
Also, in same Google, it came up that he mocked Northern Women and, most heinous of all he was a writer on 'Mrs Brown's Boys'.
(not being crappy, he genuinely is a bit of a bleep)
Ah, but at least SB is a fan. Not the same thing as liking David Walliams or anything...
How is he not cancelled in this climate of absolute hysteria?? I never even heard of this.
 
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