Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters

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How this tit gets and stays in my brain I have no idea but I read years ago in a serious record producer interview that Taylor Swift, Kylie and other notable pop singers deploy a deliberate lack of range to ensure maximum singalong vanity appeal for the purpose of shifting more units.
Robbie Williams, lack of range, virtually 'talks' to music rather than sing
 
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The poverty porn is back.🙄
Why does she think offering utensils up on Twitter will actually A. Be helpful to anyone or B. Have an impact. Surely she could offer them up on a FB buy nothing group, donate to a local charity/charity shop, link to causes through food banks etc.
 

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Yes. Can second this. Works well for partner (left handed) and me (right handed).
My husband bought this peeler recently and I can’t make it work! The serrated edge leaves marks on my potatoes which I don’t want. Am I doing it wrong?
 
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The poverty porn is back.🙄
Why does she think offering utensils up on Twitter will actually A. Be helpful to anyone or B. Have an impact. Surely she could offer them up on a FB buy nothing group, donate to a local charity/charity shop, link to causes through food banks etc.

Middle of a global pandemic.
Jack's entire household has been exposed to or had covid.

She's gonna save the world with her manky old utensils. We all know she's excellent at personal hygiene too....
 
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My husband bought this peeler recently and I can’t make it work! The serrated edge leaves marks on my potatoes which I don’t want. Am I doing it wrong?
I can’t think how to explain it well in words without having it in front of me but will try to do something for you tomorrow.
 
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I had no tin opener when I started out.
Few people did. You build this tit up.
My first tin opener? Thieved. Probably out of Safeway, but definitely stolen.
 
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I had no tin opener when I started out.
Few people did. You build this tit up.
My first tin opener? Thieved. Probably out of Safeway, but definitely stolen.
I still have the salt and pepper shakers that I ‘liberated’ from a Harvester (I LOVE A SALAD BAR OK) when I first moved out of home. And for years the only decent wine glass I had happened to be from the pub over the road from my parents...

not sure I ever nicked a tin opener though. I think the first one I owned was prob in the random bag of old utensils that Mum gave when I went to Uni
 
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