Jack Monroe #125 Tweeted it, completed it, deleted it

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Aquamarina

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Happy New Year to the loveliest cabal of ninnies I’ve had the pleasure to talk bollocks about other people with. Here’s hoping 2021 will be a better year for us all and that we’ll all be vaccinated and well in the coming year. Now we’ve just got to get through this latest lockdown business. 😘
 

Themaninblack

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A guid new year to one and all in this canal of frauen und herren! Thank you for all the chat, the laughs, and especially the support when I feel miserable. I should also thank Twat for all the chaos that leads to this thread and the nasty little Sleazebag Scofield for bringing me to Tattle.

May 2021 be all you wish for and may all your doughnuts look like Fanny's.
If they do, who can I claim a cake from?
 

Blurp

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If they do, who can I claim a cake from?
Fanny Craddock, but she's a bit dusty now...

I don't know if you know it, but it's a bit of a legendary phrase in Scotland from the days when there were continuity announcers on the telly between programmes. Fanny Craddock had just showed the UK how to make doughnuts and the STV bloke came away with that wonderful phrase live. I've only seen it on YouTube or other recordings as we had the teuchterful Grampian TV.
 

Captainmouse

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Happy new year canal 🎉 this year has been tough for all, but finding you brilliant ninnies has made a difference, I cannot believe how quickly time has past, how much my jaw has dropped and how much I have laughed. My the new year bring happiness to us all, and may your wit remain sparkling
 

waffle maker

Chatty Member
It’s Veganuary everybody! My only wish for 2021 is for Jack to post a really funny recipe today. I’d like it to be vegan with an accidental meat ingredient, and for Jack to be wearing a costume when she posts about it. I’d also like it to cost 9p or something, and to contain Del Monte. I would also like BB/ Head of Channel 4 news and Brexit Tin Thief Louisa Compton to comment on it.
 

lilamay

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Journalist Jack was back thismorning! For a couple of minutes anyway, before she deleted this tweet.

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That email can be read here:



Maybe if people didn't have multiple 'bubbles', and if those with symptoms properly self-isolated, hospitals wouldn't be in such a critical state.
 
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LennyBriscoe

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“We will open the book. It’s pages are blank. We are going to put the words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and the first chapter is New Year’s Day”.

Happy happy new year you canal of mithering ninnies 🥳! We did it, we saw off 2020! You guys have been a shining light in a really difficult year and made things so much better. I’ve laughed at your posts, I’ve cried at what some have been through but mostly I’ve been overwhelmed at how lovely a bunch of bullies actually are. I hope 2021 is the best year ever for you all and as we say in my wee corner of Scotland, fars the Irn Bru? lang may your lum reek ❤
 
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waffle maker

Chatty Member
Journalist Jack was back thismorning! For a couple of minutes anyway, before she deleted this tweet.

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That email can be read here:



Maybe if people didn't have multiple 'bubbles', and if those with symptoms properly self-isolated, hospitals wouldn't be in such a critical state.
To me it looks like Jack’s first screen cap is from ITV.com.
 

Flivver

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Good morning and Happy New Year frauen und herren! You cabal of mithering ninnies brightened up some bleak days for me last year. Thank you for the laughs, screenshots and wild and whacky speculation.

Also, thankyou Jack for the grift that keeps on giving. And - don’t forget the fish!
 
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