Shan’tWill any of you lovely people do us the favour of buying and reading this book? We really do need to know what's in it, but I couldn't stomach a whole book of her whining and unsubstantiated ramblings.
I bet any money the first paragraph will be something along the lines of "I was a single mum, struggling on benefits, in a freezing cold flat. I sold all my possessions, bla bla, son's toys, bla bla, light bulbs, bla bla, more jam mummy, bla bla, rented flat, bla bla, moved 26million times bla bla bla."
Jack's lack of any understanding or empathy shone through in that awful article - 'I quietly told him my story'. She told Marcus Rashford, whose mother worked full time but still couldn't manage and used to pretend that she had eaten so that he would, about her own, very brief time on benefits. Despite having a wealthy family and having grown up in what most would consider a very privileged childhood. I doubt that Marcus even remembers her but if he did he would probably say 'get to fuck'.Have visions of Marcus telling his agent “Literally anyone but That Woman”
https://giphy.com/yzjo2frQc2opyAlso dildos? From a business account?!
Have we started a list of things she's done whilst suffering from the worst case of covid ever?
Make a composter
Roam the streets looking for fish and chip shops and eat a huge portion of it.
Portion up and photograph kilos of fish
Make a trifle and find the time to research and slag of other versions
Send Xx tweets
Go to shops for 3 copies of the Express
Vegan pasticcio
Delete about 3000 tweets
Not gonna lie, when I saw what you had quoted I was scared to keep scrolling!
It's impossible to say. She spends like a capricious magpie with a stolen credit card. I don't think a lot of thought goes into the future.Composter for someone who rents. Not moving then is she.
Knitting, don’t forget the blanket of four squares!2 photo shoots
yomping to meet a friend on a bench
pie jesu, someone else needs to take this list. my notes app cannae take no more!
And, lest we forget, the follow up comment. "Sometimes they take some out, sometimes they put some in." Of all the shitty jobs in the meat packing industry Quality Controller of Fat Inserted into Mince has to be high on the list.It’s a good job Jack was there to educate Matt. Because he had some ludicrous idea that it was to do with the cut of meat. What a thicko, eh?
Lady called Ann Summers scams Jack Monroe .Oh my god, I am creased up. I am imagining the HMRC tribunal hearing, and the judge asking Jack to explain how she uses dildoes in the execution of her work.
Thank you.It shows Jack Monroe Ltd employs two
Definitely looks shopped something off about the whole photo, her left arm looks like it's bubbling or melting like waxIs it me, or has she photoshopped that hip to waist ratio? As she’s only 5”1.73420000 it looks disproportionately tiny.
It’s all so subjective, there really is no accounting for taste. Personally, if it was all up to me Monroe could win awards for how unattractive she is - just completely horrible. And she has zero, in fact negative, sex appeal - Literally can not find the words to describe how absolutely unappealing she is but, hey-ho, would bet my house on her saying the same about me.The difference between good-looking and sexy fascinates me. I find some pretty weird people sexy, but Jack, an attractive woman until you take her personality into account, is actively UNsexy.
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