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Marmalade Atkins

Lactose intolerance.
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

Is this the one we do to the tune of, 'We Didn't Start The Fire?'
 
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colouredlines

moosesauna said:
I'm sorry but I definitely read 'ouchy mouth' in the voice of a petulant 5 year old...
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But it's a legitimate diagnosis! Nice Lady Doctors traditionally prescribe bright red lipstick as a cure. Teething necklaces are also recommended.
 
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Fairy dust munch

Hi everyone,
You are such a lovely bunch and I love reading all your posts. JM is too much for me atm.
I am going to try and stop drinking now so won't be around for a while.
Love you all xxx
 
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colouredlines

I'm off to bed, leaving yous with this from the archives: a charming description of who Jack makes birthday cakes for. Lovely.

 
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MancBee

Fairy dust munch said:
Hi everyone,
You are such a lovely bunch and I love reading all your posts. JM is too much for me atm.
I am going to try and stop drinking now so won't be around for a while.
Love you all xxx
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Most of us have reached that point at one time or another. I have taken a break more than once. Jack is toxic.

Look after yourself, and come back when you feel able. Good luck with stopping drinking.
 
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bethlondon

The funny thing about her suggesting she ramped up flavour to make it so she could taste it - it completely ignores how COVID effects taste/smell. It does it by causing an issue with nerve endings. It isn't like a blocked nose where smell or taste decreases a bit, you literally completely lose the sense. It's disturbing. You can lose one or both.

Making something spicier or herbier won't make one bit of difference. But of course she wouldn't know that because she's making it all up.
 
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traumatised sideboard

Was this the arse diagram you were looking for? I posted this around the time of her shimmery black eye A&E escapade with her incredible life hack of putting things in a (garish and expensive) bag so that you can carry them around with you. It feels like years ago but it was apparently only mid-September. Lord Slop have mercy.

 
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Incywincy

this is amazing. Maybe I changed the picture in my head, I could have sworn it was blue lol


LittleMissMuffet said:
On a mini grunk - my bum is below my hips. Is my body wrong?!
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Yes, absolutely x
 
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HotesTilaire

I was reading something elsewhere just now, anyway two thoughts based on me seeing Kim Kardashian West a min ago
1. Could the giant arse be kind of like a firm “balloon” allowing the hips to slip under the train step whilst “riding up” creating a sort of lower back “wedge”? She missed the step and her leg went down the gap, we’ve all done it
2. Thread title nomination “keeping up with the khaos”
 
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