Everyone shhhhhh the honours list is out!
But surely she's known about all of them for months?
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But surely she's known about all of them for months?
Lactose intolerance.She truly am.
Ailments so far include:-
ADHD (severe)
Alcoholism
Allergies-tomatoes, onions, shellfish
Anaphylaxia
Anorexia
Anxiety
Arthritis
Asthma
Borderline diabetes
BFRB
Broke 46 or 47 bones in her foot
Broken toe
Burnout (severe)
Chilblains
Concussion (severe)
Depression
Disfigured legs
Distended ribs
EDS
Eye injury (see @BeautifulTrauma)
Fucked up lungs - death rattle
Gifted (diagnosed)
Hair loss
Hayfever (severe)
Heart problems
Heart attack
Hyper sensitive (wrists)
Immuno compromised
Mouth ulcers and ouchy mouth (severe)
Panic attacks
Port wine stains
PTSD
Scarring
Sexual abuse
Sprained shoulder
Sprained thumb (washing up injury)
Trauma
Unruly labia
Violence (?)
Weakened knees
Whiplash (severe) 🥱
I wish we could recruit some of these Kickstarter folk
Is this the one we do to the tune of, 'We Didn't Start The Fire?'She truly am.
Ailments so far include:-
ADHD (severe)
Alcoholism
Allergies-tomatoes, onions, shellfish
Anaphylaxia
Anorexia
Anxiety
Arthritis
Asthma
Borderline diabetes
BFRB
Broke 46 or 47 bones in her foot
Broken toe
Burnout (severe)
Chilblains
Concussion (severe)
Depression
Disfigured legs
Distended ribs
EDS
Eye injury (see @BeautifulTrauma)
Fucked up lungs - death rattle
Gifted (diagnosed)
Hair loss
Hayfever (severe)
Heart problems
Heart attack
Hyper sensitive (wrists
Immuno compromised
Mouth ulcers and ouchy mouth (severe)
Panic attacks
Port wine stains
PTSD
Scarring
Sexual abuse
Sprained shoulder
Sprained thumb (washing up injury)
Trauma
Unruly labia
Violence (?)
Weakened knees
Whiplash (severe) 🥱
But it's a legitimate diagnosis! Nice Lady Doctors traditionally prescribe bright red lipstick as a cure. Teething necklaces are also recommended.
Hi everyone,
You are such a lovely bunch and I love reading all your posts. JM is too much for me atm.
I am going to try and stop drinking now so won't be around for a while.
Love you all xxx
You are such a lovely bunch and I love reading all your posts. JM is too much for me atm.
I am going to try and stop drinking now so won't be around for a while.
Love you all xxx
I'm off to bed, leaving yous with this from the archives: a charming description of who Jack makes birthday cakes for. Lovely.
Most of us have reached that point at one time or another. I have taken a break more than once. Jack is toxic.
Look after yourself, and come back when you feel able. Good luck with stopping drinking.
The funny thing about her suggesting she ramped up flavour to make it so she could taste it - it completely ignores how COVID effects taste/smell. It does it by causing an issue with nerve endings. It isn't like a blocked nose where smell or taste decreases a bit, you literally completely lose the sense. It's disturbing. You can lose one or both.
Making something spicier or herbier won't make one bit of difference. But of course she wouldn't know that because she's making it all up.
Making something spicier or herbier won't make one bit of difference. But of course she wouldn't know that because she's making it all up.
"And that means you, babe."View attachment 365209
I wish we could recruit some of these Kickstarter folk
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OMG, I can't with her
Was this the arse diagram you were looking for? I posted this around the time of her shimmery black eye A&E escapade with her incredible life hack of putting things in a (garish and expensive) bag so that you can carry them around with you. It feels like years ago but it was apparently only mid-September. Lord Slop have mercy.
On a mini grunk - my bum is below my hips. Is my body wrong?!
I suggest you get yourself down to A&E immediately.
Have we discussed this article? Did I miss it on a grunk?
MOOOOOOM stop getting up in my niiiiiiiche
www.theguardian.com
MOOOOOOM stop getting up in my niiiiiiiche
The Nigella effect: are banana skins about to become a must-eat ingredient?
In her new series, Nigella Lawson uses banana peel as a substitute for aubergine – and Nadiya Hussain’s recipe makes it taste like pulled pork. What’s going on?
www.theguardian.com
this is amazing. Maybe I changed the picture in my head, I could have sworn it was blue lolYes, absolutely x
That cake quote is grim
I was reading something elsewhere just now, anyway two thoughts based on me seeing Kim Kardashian West a min ago
1. Could the giant arse be kind of like a firm “balloon” allowing the hips to slip under the train step whilst “riding up” creating a sort of lower back “wedge”?She missed the step and her leg went down the gap, we’ve all done it
2. Thread title nomination “keeping up with the khaos”
1. Could the giant arse be kind of like a firm “balloon” allowing the hips to slip under the train step whilst “riding up” creating a sort of lower back “wedge”?
2. Thread title nomination “keeping up with the khaos”
As I have already said recently, entirely unprofessional. *shudders*
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO'S BEEN IN YOUR FANNY, JACK
It just gets worse and worse as you read on!That cake quote is grim
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