Those poor fish and SB, what slop will she create rather than just enjoy them quickly fried and slathered in butter .....oops I forgot about <whispers> the butter.
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She will have of course given them her home address. Why pretend it’s a surprise? So weird.
The toenails look even worse than the fingernails, if that were possible. 
I was thinking what a lovely simple meal some fish, potatoes, green beans & hollandaise on the side would make.
In Jackland it would be: fish steeped in its own defrosted juices, rinsed beans culminating in some slop because her budget does not stretch to butter
Remember that cod recipe she did when she was in Edinburgh? It involved roasting a cod fillet for about 2 hours (!!) in the oven. I expect a similar fate awaits this lot.
Okay so....she does give her recipes away for free. Then why did she have a tit fit when that charity asked if they could use them? 
Why do a ‘furtive sweep’ of parcels from the porch ,
What a waste of delicious and expensive food.
Why would you do that? Why would you make me look?!The toenails look even worse than the fingernails, if that were possible.
wtaf can she not hear herself? To thank her for letting a food bank use her recipes for free?! Give it to a bleeping food bank! This is genuinely horrifying!
I think she put lime on it for hours before too, creating a ceviche before roasting it.
Anyway, if I am unlucky enough to catch COVID I hope i have the energy to bag up loads of different fish and lay it out neatly on a table before standing on a chair to photograph it.
Yea it's difficult to know exactly where her maverick mind may take these fish portions, but am fairly confident that she's sharpening the blades of her nutribullet as we speak..
So charitable, Jack. Hero of the year.
Attempting to make some money out of this, too, eh?
No surprise there
Honestly, I could slap these Jackolytes with the said fish , what planet are they on and the fact she’s keeping the haul says it all about the facade she just can’t maintain .
All for one and all for Jack , it’s all about her and she can’t hide it.
All for one and all for Jack , it’s all about her and she can’t hide it.
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She's going to royally duck up those scallops and it's going to UPSET me.
Ugh. Fish needs to be cooked quickly or it's dry and disgusting. Scallops, in particular, should be just flash-fried...and we all know she'll be putting them in a cold pan, adding a lump of lard and turning the heat on. This is so sad.
ETA: crossposted with @Veronicaaa. #WontSomebodyThinkOfTheScallops
ETA: crossposted with @Veronicaaa. #WontSomebodyThinkOfTheScallops
What do we think - grated, or blended?
(We could do with a Monty Python fish dance gif right here).
Must have been in one of the other fridges/freezers, then.
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Read the room, Jack.
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