Her hair is parted in the usual place, so it looks full and normal instead of exposing that wispy bit? That most people have!
Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop
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Please stop. Some of us are trying to calm down before bed and this kind of hilarity is really NOT helping.
Her eyes are a lot smaller, her top lip a lot thinner, her teeth are different.
Its almost not the same person.
She’s totally removed her bottom row of teeth from the fake photo, clearly doesn’t like them much
Am I being blind? I can't see the gravy recipe
Just as well dear, it's close to bedtime. You don't want to fall asleep with that on your mind
.I dunno. I heard it was lard, mandarin juice and cranberry sauce. Possibly blended with raw onion. Bung it in a curry!
This picture stuff is what is so infuriating. She will use us doing this compare and contrast as evidence of bullying. When in fact it is entirely of her own making.
If she just posted pictures of herself completely undoctored that looked like the ones that appeared in the media then we would have no fuel. As it is, she posts triggering, FaceTuned, unrealistic images that look nothing like her. For many of us here, this is harmful, for others it enrages, but for all it isjust evidence of the lies that we need documenting.
Like with so many facets of what we are discussing, if the lies stopped, we would.
If she just posted pictures of herself completely undoctored that looked like the ones that appeared in the media then we would have no fuel. As it is, she posts triggering, FaceTuned, unrealistic images that look nothing like her. For many of us here, this is harmful, for others it enrages, but for all it isjust evidence of the lies that we need documenting.
Like with so many facets of what we are discussing, if the lies stopped, we would.
I screenshot it earlier as it was so bad and I had planned to quote from it. But I feel I can't inflict anymore punishment on the group today.
Iceland used to advertise the prawn ring with a song, featuring the lyrics: " who's got the pretty pink prawn riiiiing?".
My sister and I used to be bent double laughing at it.
My sister and I used to be bent double laughing at it.
And her Daddy a Baron, not an MBE...
Sliding a long way on bullshit would be my guess!
Boiling the onions whole before chopping them is probably the most questionable culinary "tip" I've ever seen her shart out into the public domain, and I don't say that lightly.
She's a maverick though!
When we were really hard up I'd start in September buying one extra thing a week (l mean tins and frozen stuff).
I couldn't afford a turkey, and we didn't really like it so we had a large chicken.
All the usual sides mash and roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots and peas, stuffing, Yorkshire puds, pigs in blankets, gravy etc.
Starter was just melon with some frozen berries made into a coulis, and pudding varied but may have been trifle.
There were always leftovers for boxing day.
No lard was harmed in the making of that dinner
I couldn't afford a turkey, and we didn't really like it so we had a large chicken.
All the usual sides mash and roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots and peas, stuffing, Yorkshire puds, pigs in blankets, gravy etc.
Starter was just melon with some frozen berries made into a coulis, and pudding varied but may have been trifle.
There were always leftovers for boxing day.
No lard was harmed in the making of that dinner
This is the best one yet. The sloth dinner lady is absolutely sending me.
@Boyo I also got distinct Count Jackula vibes from that photo.
What I would take from that article (if I didn't know better) would be that people who receive benefits get plenty of money, they just don't know how to cook/budget. She says that she is using the platform to change people's views. What she has done is reinforced their views, not challenged them.
I know I keep saying it, but she is dangerous to the very people that she purports to represent and campaign for.
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It's pantomime season! Yay! I'm working on my script for a show based on JM's life, along the lines of the radio play (RIP June), and the.film offer.
Provisionally titled "Jack and the Beanslop", I'm hoping for Joe Pasquale for the starring role.
Supporting roles include the scarf, brambly mice, Cooper cat.
I've approached the Cotswold Company re providing the set. No reply as yet
Provisionally titled "Jack and the Beanslop", I'm hoping for Joe Pasquale for the starring role.
Supporting roles include the scarf, brambly mice, Cooper cat.
I've approached the Cotswold Company re providing the set. No reply as yet
Dunno about anyone else but, when I cook, I plate up what I hope my kids will eat. If it doesn’t get eaten, I scrape it onto my own plate or bowl and stick on the side to eat for lunch the next day. Nothing gets wasted
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