The article suggests the menu is meant to feed six! So that would be about 33g of prawns each. Not worth the effort.200g of prawns for four people?! Is that normal portion size? No wonder I'm such a fatty!
It FEELS like ages, but in Jack land it was probably about a week ago the alcoholism was last on rotation.I give it three days max.
Why the hell Jack would decide to make this grand statement of sobriety some seven hundred days in is crazy enough (yes, I know she said she relapsed a while ago) but there’s no way this crazy ADHD maverick will have the self discipline to knit a square every single day.
Still, it’s a GREAT way to bring the conversation back to her 200 units a week days, isn’t it? She hasn’t talked about alcoholism for ages...
To be fair, I could see her in an ad campaign with Asda - as the face of arsehole sausages. Since she obviously loves to stuff those noxious things into her kid.Except that it does NOT contain unnecessary details- they are all in it for a reason..to establish a weird bond and narrative and fake inside look.
Strange only that with such a lovely and close-knit family she suffered from poverty and did not have enough to eat.
To be clear for non-coven readers: People should not have to rely on their families, everyone should be able to feed themselves based on benefit, no exceptions allowed.
Oh, and I think the very tiring long trek to Asda was because she wants to get a deal with them. Why would she mention them so often?
So absolutely no mention of her promoting Del Monte then?My last effort was awful, let's try again.
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Alan you've really outdone yourself you wonderful Frau, these get better and better
What hold does she have over this publication and the Guardian?Christ, The Express is like a Monroe goldmine, look at this little piece of genius by her. Ten tips to cut down on your food shop....stating the obvious 101.
”Don’t serve more than necessary” Okay Jack, I deliberately put more food on everyone’s plate as I LOVE to waste money.
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Maybe her (dead) Grandfather owns The Express too and Edwina figured it out and that’s why Jack didn’t answer her back and afterwards sat seething writing a letterWhat hold does she have over this publication and the Guardian?
There is nothing else to say other than
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
The Guardian? God knows.What hold does she have over this publication and the Guardian?
There is nothing else to say other than
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
It’s a new Christmas game for the poor people - hunt the prawn in the prawn cocktail.The article suggests the menu is meant to feed six! So that would be about 33g of prawns each. Not worth the effort.
Wasn’t aware the Groucho were on grouponChrist, The Express is like a Monroe goldmine, look at this little piece of genius by her. Ten tips to cut down on your food shop....stating the obvious 101.
”Don’t serve more than necessary” Okay Jack, I deliberately put more food on everyone’s plate as I LOVE to waste money.
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Seriously though this is legit the most patronising shit in the world and honestly reads like something horrid Priti Patel would write for UC claimants it’s vomit worthy.Christ, The Express is like a Monroe goldmine, look at this little piece of genius by her. Ten tips to cut down on your food shop....stating the obvious 101.
”Don’t serve more than necessary” Okay Jack, I deliberately put more food on everyone’s plate as I LOVE to waste money.
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...With no tastebuds...What a sneering, self righteous dickhead.
Wow. In those interviews with Christine Ohuruogu and Jenny Agutter, they both actually centre the work of the St Giles Trust.
Lard is the new tea.Is the lard just her novelty thing of the moment?
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