I think we have a new mantra.....
...although, to be fair, that’s been her mantra on everything for such a long time.
...although, to be fair, that’s been her mantra on everything for such a long time.
Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop
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To be fair I thought it was some sort of horseshoe.A tattoo explanation. Of course it was to do with an ex and probably a passive aggressive way of provoking them into contacting her. She is such a narcissist, I don’t know how the squiggles can’t put two and two together
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Ps. Except some passive aggressive tweet about the state of her nails at some point - as soon as she Grunka’s.
A nod to her Traveller heritage or whatever she claims she is today.
ETA.. But now she is with The Express, that'll be sanitised from her timelines.
I mentioned Bethany Black a few posts ago. She features on the National Autistic Society website. I wonder if the NAS are aware of Jack’s work?
obviously nobody, but who ever it should be I reckon slopbot would do a better job.View attachment 344145So who proof reads these things?
if this is jack working really hard, imagine what we would have got if she had just done one of her 30 min knock it out jobs
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I find it a bit embarasing for someone with her following to be angling for compliments for a knitted square. If you are just on social media with friends and you're getting into knitting or whatever, sure. But why this? Can she not live without digital applause?
Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet, Omega is the last. You often see them in Greek Orthodox Church icons because God is the beginning and end? I think it’s a bit ropey to have an omega on it’s own but I’m not Greek.
Probably pass ag she sold her omega watch tbh.
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She's even chosen wool that is the colour of dried Paxo.
Is she after a job with them too?
For the last week my arse had only seen a seat at mealtimes. I have been run ragged. She doesn't know she's born with her dinosaur naps and whatnot.
Yep. I know this.
It's just that tattoo is so tit.
ETA.. I think they are some sort of Methodist/Baptist family though.
I remember reading something about it when she was a "Sunday School" teacher.
Edited to add that her grandfather's obit mentions the church.
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"Ideas she says sprang from her autism" lol wtf.
And a working-class socialist dad with an MBE and politics and philosophy books. Hmmm. I know all different types of people can have all different types of interest but I'd hazard a guess that the main demographic who peruse politics and philosophy books arepretentious twats middle class.
The worst thing is her pretense at being frugal due to saving for a house, when she splurges thousands and thousands on luxury items and about 2000 pounds a month for several years renting her expensive house.
Poverty-baiting by pretending to her followers that she must skrimp and save about two quid a month not buying butter or any replacement, when she has been spunking an extra 12000 quid a year for however long she's lived there by renting somewhere unnecessarily luxurious. Say she's lived there 4 years (I don't actually know), that's like 48000 pounds down the drain if she's really hellbent on not renting. Some of that rent would have probably been paid by Louisa. Then add on her 8000 or so on triangulated cotswold etc, then her Patreon earnings of 1000 a month, and her 10000 from Hellman's and 25000 from DKL. If she's only paying herself a living wage, and if she had rented a less FANCY house all this time, she could have easily afforded a modest house outright by now, or be paying her own mortgage on a luxury house rather than renting.
She acts like renting is so beneath her.
(By the way I don't have a working pound sign on my laptop!)
And a working-class socialist dad with an MBE and politics and philosophy books. Hmmm. I know all different types of people can have all different types of interest but I'd hazard a guess that the main demographic who peruse politics and philosophy books are
The worst thing is her pretense at being frugal due to saving for a house, when she splurges thousands and thousands on luxury items and about 2000 pounds a month for several years renting her expensive house.
Poverty-baiting by pretending to her followers that she must skrimp and save about two quid a month not buying butter or any replacement, when she has been spunking an extra 12000 quid a year for however long she's lived there by renting somewhere unnecessarily luxurious. Say she's lived there 4 years (I don't actually know), that's like 48000 pounds down the drain if she's really hellbent on not renting. Some of that rent would have probably been paid by Louisa. Then add on her 8000 or so on triangulated cotswold etc, then her Patreon earnings of 1000 a month, and her 10000 from Hellman's and 25000 from DKL. If she's only paying herself a living wage, and if she had rented a less FANCY house all this time, she could have easily afforded a modest house outright by now, or be paying her own mortgage on a luxury house rather than renting.
She acts like renting is so beneath her.
(By the way I don't have a working pound sign on my laptop!)
Oh ready steady cook your bringing back the after school feels for me
imagine what jack could do with a pear lard and a pip formShe says her veggie option of breadcrumbs, nut grit and vegetable waste means "you don't have to worry about making a vegetarian or vegan option" as if they're just an annoying afterthought and not worthy of a proper Christmas dinner. It's almost as if she was never really 90% vegan.
The 35p she could have saved from not buying her fancy DelMonte fruit could surely have gone halfway towards spread or butter in stead of disgusting lard that not even meat eaters want to eat?
Plus all normal people except Jack have butter or spread. What's the point in literally ruining vegetables by suggesting they spend an extra 40p on lard that most people won't have when they will already have a superior product to hand?
Within six months she'll be hanging about the coast terrorising vulnerable migrants with slop.Just read the full article shared by @MancBee.
Since when did Jack watch the Queens Speech? Ever since she started writing for the Express?
Looks like we have a whole new Jack. Goodbye Guardian Jack who is vegan and hates tories and welcome Express Jack for whom church and the Queens Speech the focal points of the day. Next she'll need to say she watches Songs of Praise and slept out in the streets to get the best vantage point during the Jubilee.
The bit about Nigella was super cringe.
Is the lard just her novelty thing of the moment?
Thank you. That sounds delicious and very similar to something I have as an evening snack when I’m craving prawns except mine isn’t anywhere near as fancy looking. Served with brown bread to dip in the butter
Thankyou, dear heart. I’ve never tried Tom Yum soup. Your dressing sounds so good and definitely one I’m going to try. I’ll have to get some palm sugar but I have the rest.Tom Yum soup? I like to do prawns in a pan, turn off the heat and then drizzle on a dressing made of fish sauce, palm sugar, and lime. Add chilli if you like, finely sliced shallots, coriander
To keep on topic, Jack’s nails
Garlic and chilli prawns on a piece of toasted focaccia
I ordered some chicken livers today to make pate for Christmas. It's the only time of the year I can be bothered to make it, but is totally lush xx
What is the story of this? The sniffing? The stew?
She'll say she has a union jack she solutes daily and how fondly she remembers our boys going off to defend the Falklands.
I know, slinging a fews tins together is not quantum physics.
it's not a gift, even my 80 year reluctant cook dad can put together a meal out of a bit of fridge gravel/tins.
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