That Christmas dinner sounds like a load of unneccesary work. Phew. No wonder she sleeps all day she's waste so much time dicking about with things instead or making it tasty and simple. It's a big NO from me.
Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop
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Like seriously, isn't this against the law or something? She's cross contaminating her work, large sponsorship deal with Del Monte should not be part of a different promo, or if it is, it should be acknowledged at the very least.
Love the fact that Jack's edgy, extremely socialist family all watch the Queen's speech together on Christmas Day.
Sorry I am in shock at the "pudding". Where's the sugar? It sounds like misery.
Just buy a tub of ice cream and a packet of mince pies
And the opening sentence pains me "at first I was going to skirt around the budget and do a christmas pudding" can someone please translate?
Just buy a tub of ice cream and a packet of mince pies
And the opening sentence pains me "at first I was going to skirt around the budget and do a christmas pudding" can someone please translate?
Who nose who this is?
Why, Dick Van Dyke pays you a little visit, of course!
With the cheap bacon and sausages, and all that lard in everything, the whole dinner is going to taste of fatty hole sausage. And that gravy 
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and daddy puts his medals on specially for it
Does anyone else think she was classed as what OFSTED now call “most able” and given that was called “gifted and talented” at the time, she can call herself gifted?
Just a thought.
I honestly think she makes this tit up as she goes along. How absolutely ludicrous.You got there before me
Diagnosed as gifted? What on earth?
so all the cheapest brand possible from 2 supermarkets including lard and cooking spread, with the exception of delmonte tinned fruit.
Jack your money grabbing corporate shill. I wouldn't even have that shitrag in my house.
1% share in her next cotswolds sideboard.
That gravy sounds absolutely pitiful. Christmas gravy is one of my favourite parts of the whole meal. That just makes me want to weep.
Are there any "Advertorial" headers on the article? I couldn't see any...
I still don’t know anyone who watches the Queen’s speech, suppose it delays the inevitable though... a sad lardy lunch
SHE has the cheek to call sweet potatoes TRAGIC! She’s a bit of a tragedy imho
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sweet potatoes so I am fiercely protective of them . It would be boring if we all liked the same things and offering people alternatives is handy...but her alternatives are always SHOCKING!!!
And how/why on earth did this even come up?!I honestly think she makes this tit up as she goes along. How absolutely ludicrous.
Yes. When she was at Primary school they used to identify the top 25% (or something) regardless of the ability of class.
why the duck would they not use lidl or aldi? a pound goes a lot further in there than in tesco or asda.
What does she mean by adding the flavour profile of bacon through a number of dishes to pair them up????
I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of bacon but I don’t understand that at all?
I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of bacon but I don’t understand that at all?
And a mandolin.
Can you imagine the howling she would do if another chef wrote recipes mentioning powerful blenders and mandolins?
So the vegans or veggies can have stuffing with gravy. Cheers. There's lard and/or bacon in everything else.
As a 90% vegan she should know how annoying this is. I'm a very easy vegan and will happily just eat veggie sides, but those sides need to be actually vegan, which is the easiest thing to do if you use olive oil and lots of herbs, spices and mushroom dust.
Also, as an asides, least inventive Christmas dinner ever. There is zero need for these recipes. It's what families up and down the country will be making on the day.
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