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Jack Monroe #115 I can’t work out the timeline
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I'm fizzing as I just replied to an email about that job I interviewed for. Looks like it's all starting mid January. Hooray! A good company to have on my CV as well so very pleased 
I’ve got hair loss (female pattern alopecia - dermatologist diagnosed). I find Aveda products to be very gentle.
If you’ve boiled the ‘naked beans’ (boke - felt dirty writing that) for 19 whole minutes, you won’t need a fork let alone a sodding masher - the beans will have already disintegrated enough to wither under a stern glare.
~grunking so sorry for the late observation here if it’s already been made!
JO gets on my wick at times but I've never had one of his recipes fail on me. He's good at what he does. I remain mystified as to why Jack ever thought she was remotely in his league. Every last one of the folk he worked with on Jamie's Kitchen were better than Jack before they'd so much as entered a kitchen.Catching up on THAT MANs new christmas show. Just chuckled again at her version of shed cooking. What was she thinking?
Also. I cannot stand JO. But his shows are good.
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I didn’t have a clue who she was until the limegoss article came up in my notifications and got drawn in from there. I’d seen the thread trending a lot and the article got me curious. Was working from home during DKL and thought let’s put it on in the background for a laugh, with eased the horror of JM’s TV ‘presence’ and I’ve been reading these threads on and off ever since! I just love the observations from the Fraus. It’s a truthful thread without being nasty for the sake of it or overly nitpicking which can sometimes happen on other threads, including the one that originally brought me here (take a wild guess
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It's Plantur 39. At just under a tenner a bottle, it's half a week's food budget for some.
Ooh i want to know too! I have very long but now very thin hair, it actually does fall out in chunks like Jack lied about hers doing...ugh one of my least favourite of her lies
Can i freeze it?
Surely Sb is not allowed mackie D's?
(Sorry to derail, but you lovely Fraus out there struggling with thinning hair, try biotin tablets and MSM tablets. When I lost an inch off my hairline while taking methotrexate for RA, it really helped it grow back in.)
Now back to Jack. Jack needs to stop pretending to be poor and stop bloody confabulating all the time. And stop spewing negative autism and ADHD stereotypes. Now I’m off for a piss and a sandwich!
Now back to Jack. Jack needs to stop pretending to be poor and stop bloody confabulating all the time. And stop spewing negative autism and ADHD stereotypes. Now I’m off for a piss and a sandwich!
He is but Jack eats his chicken nugs for bantz before handing the Happy Meal over
But his dad is "ex McDonald's and fiercely proud of it" according to Jack (obv no issue if he is, but JM doesn't need to be spewing it all over SM as it's not her business)
Can I ask which shampoo you use please?
Your resilience is tremendous, how you have managed not to comment in 112 threads, takes some doing.
I thought it was our chocolate friend too. I suppose the responsible party was before my lurking time or I somehow completely missed their contributions. We need a wiki.
Bloody hell frauen, I’ve not been on Tattle properly for a while, as I’ve been busy! But what in the name of all things holy has been happening? I’ve had a quick grunk through the end of the last thread and as far as I can make out, someone has broken the first rule of Tattle by posting on Twitter using information from here. It’s such a basic rule that we don’t do tit like that; it gives people like Jack and Sali Hughes more ammunition to use against us. It was bad enough when Sali Hughes did her ‘Freaky Friday’ video and started a petition to try and get Tattle Life banned.
I do hope it’s just some randomer and not a regular Tattler. I like to think that we’re a little family of chatty ninnies, who aren’t nasty or malicious, but who value honesty and integrity. Things that Jack and the cross poster sadly don’t have. Anyway, that’s my rant over. I hope you’re all well this Sunday evening. Now duck off, as I need to go and vote in the Sloppies.
I do hope it’s just some randomer and not a regular Tattler. I like to think that we’re a little family of chatty ninnies, who aren’t nasty or malicious, but who value honesty and integrity. Things that Jack and the cross poster sadly don’t have. Anyway, that’s my rant over. I hope you’re all well this Sunday evening. Now duck off, as I need to go and vote in the Sloppies.
Can I ask what shampoo please? Mine's looking so sad and pathetic at the moment
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