So the Christmas tree, new crockery and new sideboard display were definitely just for the cameras. Cool
Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot
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Don’t worry about the little bobble head, just be cross at how irresponsible she is. On the left her head is almost as wide as her body
however in reality she’s completely normally proportioned
cosmetics like food have a shelf life
you have bought it recently
You know this living wage she pays herself, 9.50 per hour, well given that she works 19 hour days seven days a week works out at about 65k a year.
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Fuckin shark eyes
She's facetuned herself so much that honestly, it's now into uncanny valley territory. I feel so uncomfortable looking at that photo.
Scenes from Southend:
Lovely lovely lovely Pat and Sam hanging around twiddling their thumbs while Jack Monroe gets her tits out and face tune on to ensnare a single , well off Lesbian Tweeter looking for love.
Lovely lovely lovely Pat and Sam hanging around twiddling their thumbs while Jack Monroe gets her tits out and face tune on to ensnare a single , well off Lesbian Tweeter looking for love.
So she’s got two of those Heist £95 bodysuits! Again, her son! Has cheap white bread with cream cheese for days on end in his lunchbox, with smart price maize snacks as a treat 
Forget, even for a moment, that she is conning squiggles and Guardian readers out of their money. What’s worse for me is that she chooses to give her child very little nourishment, privacy, or attention. While lavishing all of it on herself. She’s bleeping evil.
Forget, even for a moment, that she is conning squiggles and Guardian readers out of their money. What’s worse for me is that she chooses to give her child very little nourishment, privacy, or attention. While lavishing all of it on herself. She’s bleeping evil.
i think it's her eye area! it looks like when someone wears glasses 24/7 and the suddenly takes them off and it looks all wrong
I wrote about the uncanny valley for my dissertation a few years ago - i could have saved a lot of time and words by simply showing this photo as evidence. it makes me feel weird
£20 spent on the weekly shop (as fuckin if) , £95 spent on one piece of underwear.
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And she’s wearing two of them layered! Which is weird in itself, but also adds up to bloody £190
As much as I don’t believe for a minute that she snarfs down three helpings of mussels and pears and loves it, I also would like to believe that she doesn’t send her son to school with mouldering cream cheese and grated bacon sandwiches. I think those disgusting sandwiches were all for show - as in ‘Look! Aren’t I a literal genius! I can make my own sandwich spread and SB loves it, so he does!’
I’d like to believe he didn’t get that every day in his lunchbox.
I’d like to believe he didn’t get that every day in his lunchbox.
Never forget....
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Excuse me a moment, I’m just going to yell.
JACK! LEAVE DEMI-GOD RICHARD OSMAN ALONE, HE AINT FOR YOU!
Ok, bye.
JACK! LEAVE DEMI-GOD RICHARD OSMAN ALONE, HE AINT FOR YOU!
Ok, bye.
It must be really weird, one professional photographer taking pictures of another professional photographer. Hopefully she was allowed to give it her best shot and didn't feel too inadequate in the intimidating presence of her subject.
Mate! It was on the timetable, so it definitely happened
Of course! Must stick to my 2020 mantra: Believe everything Jack Monroe says. Believe everything Jack Monroe says.Mate! It was on the timetable, so it definitely happened
If those are her real eyelashes, primer or no primer, I’ll eat horse spunk lasagne.cosmetics like food have a shelf life
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