If she's mentioning them or praising them etc then yes she does. If she's just taking photos of them because they are her possessions then no she doesn't, but it would be very nice manners to do so.
Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot
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Yeah two year old mascara primer. Seems legit because of all the cosmetics it's the longest lasting.
Puking at the sycophantic replies and pervy blokes telling her how gorgeous she is. So weird that she actively chases it.
Rolled my eyeballs out of their sockets when I read this. Slagging off Angelina Jolie’s natural face to suck up to a lesbian who’s actually had filler, are we? bleeping incel pricks.
Big vibes here.
Edit - sorry this looks like I’m saying they shouldn’t be praising a lesbian but I just mean it in a “she’s not gonna shag you, mate” way. Anger makes me careless with phrasing. But honestly, duck Jack and all the centrist dads who sail in her.
Rolled my eyeballs out of their sockets when I read this. Slagging off Angelina Jolie’s natural face to suck up to a lesbian who’s actually had filler, are we? bleeping incel pricks.
Big vibes here.
Edit - sorry this looks like I’m saying they shouldn’t be praising a lesbian but I just mean it in a “she’s not gonna shag you, mate” way. Anger makes me careless with phrasing. But honestly, duck Jack and all the centrist dads who sail in her.
Using mascara that's several years old is bleeping gross. She's going to end up with another ouchy eye.
She might be using the Boob or Bust method of measuring. I've been wearing a 34A for many, many years, measuring the BOB way it reckons I'm a 30F!
Why don't her weird enablers acknowledge that she's factetuned herself to oblivion, they must see it. Just by going to her twatter page there is, as of right now, 3 images of a different person going under the same name right at the very top. There's this latest monstrosity, her weird profile picture and then, like a spanner in the works, the MR screenshots. What's it called, is there even a name for it, when someone plays along with someone else's lie just to make that other person feel better about themselves/not have a social media meltdown? What a way to live, both Monroe and her weird fans, in this alternate reality. Madness.
The Picture Of Jack Monroe, a fantasy novella available on a Twitter feed near you right now (not on Facebook or in real life where our teeny hero would get ripped to shreds)
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I've got the streaming eye wets. I'm going to print it out, sign it and post a copy of it to all the teachers who told me I'd never amount to anything.
@jenny2603 and @Montrachet I'm preparing a new batch of words, Slopbot will soon include more Scottish fare (haggis and bolorneaise are already a feature) and a prison location! Speaking of Slopbot updates - Jack, every time you say 'marauding' or 'thankyou' I'm going to put a new word or phrase into Slopbot. I was going to suggest that every time she tweeted something stupid in general I'd update it but that could be LITERALLY A HUNDRED additions per day.
That selfie is ludicrous. I have nothing more to say about it.
I've got the streaming eye wets. I'm going to print it out, sign it and post a copy of it to all the teachers who told me I'd never amount to anything.@jenny2603 and @Montrachet I'm preparing a new batch of words, Slopbot will soon include more Scottish fare (haggis and bolorneaise are already a feature) and a prison location! Speaking of Slopbot updates - Jack, every time you say 'marauding' or 'thankyou' I'm going to put a new word or phrase into Slopbot. I was going to suggest that every time she tweeted something stupid in general I'd update it but that could be LITERALLY A HUNDRED additions per day.
That selfie is ludicrous. I have nothing more to say about it.
Fecks sake, do we know Nigella's bra size?! No we do not, and for good reason Jack!
So an early morning for Jack then? Wonder what’s going in the slop cooker for breakfast? SB must be at the Dad’s if she needs to be out the house by 6am-ish?
With you there, 100%
I'm a disabled frau too, I had a SCI in 2012 & have spent the last 8 years struggling from no mobility, to electric wheelchair, to manual chair & now a stick (I use a chair when I need to because of nerve pain/damage & fatigue). I volunteer & run a sports club with adults/young people with physical disabilities, it's my reason for getting up in the morning. I fully support #iseepurple & this kind of bullshit absolutely boils my piss.
FrauETA. & I don't care if this does🔺️me
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[often when a eating disorder is severe the head can look out of proportion to the body. I'm in no way saying that she currently has a eating disorder. When my anorexia nervosa was really bad I had what is known as lollipop head I just felt so ashamed and there's certainly no pictures as I refused to let anyone take any.I covered up all the time and was just cold , miserable and confused .Sorry for waffling on things have improved since/SPOILER]
Gourmet meal. Oh squiggle
Jack has said that she only uses a 30 degree wash so she's not exactly helping the brand here.
PS:- her bedding and towels must be minging.
The photographer is a food photographer...I’m guessing this outfit for jack at the shoot
I have some Heist tights , they’re great and disguise my middle aged tum a real treat , expensive but worth it . I’d love the body that poverty stricken Jack’s wearing but I didn’t splash out the £95 it cost!
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