Jesus. That picture. 
Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot
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I do not understand posting photos like that. I just don’t. I’m 3yrs older than her and the thought of posting anything like that on social media feels me with complete horror and I have less than 200 followers 
That photo is disturbing. It’s like a head superimposed onto different body. V odd.
(Too short)
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Sounds like it's going just brilliantly, then.
More like Cliff to me
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She clearly spends an awful lot of money on stuff. And not as a one off. Constantly. Possibly even addictive behaviour.
And how does she afford it? By skimping on food - which she makes her living on. Her hatred for food just shines through.
She'd rather spend £20 on crockery than some decent protein.
And how does she afford it? By skimping on food - which she makes her living on. Her hatred for food just shines through.
She'd rather spend £20 on crockery than some decent protein.
I've been going through my archive and there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that Jack is tweaking her photos. It's quite subtle at first but when you track the changes over time you'll be amazed it's the same person.
Sideboard shot from earlier in the year:
Here she is later on in Edinburgh.
From the same trip (Outtake from Celery: Edinburgh)
Here she is at the shoot for the GQ Awards
...and finally, here she is today.
Sideboard shot from earlier in the year:
Here she is later on in Edinburgh.
From the same trip (Outtake from Celery: Edinburgh)
Here she is at the shoot for the GQ Awards
...and finally, here she is today.
I thought this too - something seems out of scale. I initially thought Jack's head was shopped to be larger, somehow? Might be the pose angle though...
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"Jack, darling, do you think you can get off your phone for juuuuuuust five minutes while we take your photo? We're not getting paid overtime you know."
"SHAN'T. I need at least 500 likes on Twitter before I allow myself to be photographed. You're going to make me look like my latest selfie right??"
"That's not possible - it's a camera, not a time machine."
"I want to speak to the manager!!"
Etc etc
I wish her three therapists were on twitter rather than on speed dial 
The thought of her getting insanely giddy over the notifications and comments on a photo she has purposely posed for in undergarments and facetuned just to achieve this particular outcome makes me feel so weird 
The constant narc high she chases on Twitter day in day out is draining. She oozes toxicity and for somebody that spends so much time droning on and on about herself, Jack has zero concept of self awareness.
The constant narc high she chases on Twitter day in day out is draining. She oozes toxicity and for somebody that spends so much time droning on and on about herself, Jack has zero concept of self awareness.
Jack later this evening or tomorrow: the production team said I was a joy to work with, they’d never worked with anyone as easy going as me. We were crying with laughter. One of the best shoots I’ve ever been on. Etc etc"Jack, darling, do you think you can get off your phone for juuuuuuust five minutes while we take your photo? We're not getting paid overtime you know."
"SHAN'T. I need at least 500 likes on Twitter before I allow myself to be photographed. You're going to make me look like my latest selfie right??"
"That's not possible - it's a camera, not a time machine."
"I want to speak to the manager!!"
Etc etc
So the company have mentioned her - assume this is what the shoot is for. I hope I'm wrong but subtlety isn't her strong point
Early contender for #115?I wish her three therapists were on twitter rather than on speed dial
So is she actually modelling underwear? Much confused.
So, is it an ad?
oh god. I was angry before, now I'm incandescent.
As a person with hidden disabilities I am a huge supporter of #iseepurple both in my private Twitter and at work.
We have been bigging this up for a week now.
Hm, what a bleeping coincidence BB moves in and Jack gets a gig associated with Channel 4?
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