Sorry for coming back to this but I’m still at the start of the thread. ‘Jack wears The Outer Body in Beige’ sounds like they’re advertising disguises for aliens, and that JM has donned a human suit to blend in, and I mean, it’s more plausible than most of her own writing?So the company have mentioned her - assume this is what the shoot is for. I hope I'm wrong but subtlety isn't her strong point
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GeniusFrauen, please raise your glasses for I bring to you seasonal griftings of great joy...
I Wish It Could Be Griftmas Every Day
Are you ready frauen? (Yeah)
When the Tattlers bring receipts
To highlight Jack's deceit
They put a great big smile upon the frauen's face
When you jump into a thread
You must grunka through instead
Don't miss DKL or Kittengate,
And THAT MAN on a plate it's on the way...
Oh well I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
When the tip jar rattles and patreons start to pay
Oh I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
Let the slop ring out for Griftmas
When she's dishing out the snark
Because the shitty bungalow is cold and dark
Then Pinnochio's nose is gonna light her merry way
Now her dirty paws appear
On a bowl of pig's bollocks and ears
So she streaks by the fire
Till her Bubble Buddy runs away
Oh well I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
When the tip jar rattles and patreons start to pay
Oh I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
Let the slop ring out for Griftmas
When the Tattlers bring receipts (When the Tattlers bring receipts)
To highlight Jack's deceit (to highlight Jack's deceit)
They put a great big smile upon the frauen's face
So when Jackie blends her slop (Jackie blends her slop)
Bring a bucket and damp cloth (better bring a bucket and damp cloth)
For her anchioade and mussel pear surprise
Is on the way...
Oh well I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
When the tip jar rattles and patreons start to pay
Oh I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
Let the slop ring out for Griftmas
Oh well I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
When the tip jar rattles and patreons start to pay
Oh I wish it could be Griftmas everyday
Let the slop ring out for Griftmas
Why don't you give up...your lieeesss fo-or-or-or-or Griftmassssss...?
I THANK YOU.
yomping is deffo used in the army as well, but yes - I think it was Falklands derived.Well, it probably wouldn't have come from her father, who was army and it is Royal Marine slang for a fully loaded march over terrain. It came into wider knowledge during the Falklands War when they had to yomp from Ajax Bay to Stanley after the landing craft had been lost at Bluff Cove. I think her father was in the fire service by then. As usual, she gets it wrong....
It’s just English food???BYRNES
100% agree with this she used to be like your crazy mate gphaving a tricky time.... but every day. She’s gone wild since she got famous in the tiny corner of Twitter made up of middle class Brits who are online all day, (me too). Most people I know in real life don’t know who she is. We got very stuck in traffic today and I was explaining her and Mrs Hinch to my teenagers, they were enthralled.I think she started out genuine if a little prone to exaggeration at times. Since releasing her first book she seems to have developed a horrendous sense of entitlement and what appears to be an addiction to attention. In terms of what is supposed to be her main job as a food writer, I think she's lost interest in it and now just churns out increasingly ghastly recipes that are barely proofread.
Donations could go to Fairshare (the one Marcus R supports). Double the effect of the money going to a worthwhile place and pissing off Jacky.Any organisation that has NO links to Jack.. I wouldn't want her claiming any kind of kudos from us.
Swap “girl” for woman, she’s 32.Manic goblin nightmare girl, more like.
I noticed on the latest Secret Celeb thread there was talk of Elliott Page and deadnaming and someone asked a poster if they gave similar admonishment to people in the JM threads every time someone calls her a cunt or any of the other frequent insults said about her. I am just assuming it’s about here but it kinda took me aback because I genuinely don’t think this is a nasty thread. But maybe it’s all about perception and personal levels of tolerance to stuff. I don’t know if the person has contributed here and maybe they’re a fan but I’ve seen worse on other threads (personally I don’t find swearing offensive but when kids are being commented on (e.g if there’s something wrong with them etc) I’m less impressed)Cabal - I ventured into another thread today and I’m honestly just so relieved to be back here. It’s scary out there. Can absolutely see why people think Tattle is a horrible place.
Please send pictures of doggos, cattos or you can post me letters telling me I’m amazing.
Black leather gloves? How 90% vegan of you. Bet those weren't cheap either.
Probably one of those who got arsey about our in joke thread titles because they couldn’t understand what the thread was aboutI noticed on the latest Secret Celeb thread there was talk of Elliott Page and deadnaming and someone asked a poster if they gave similar admonishment to people in the JM threads every time someone calls her a cunt or any of the other frequent insults said about her. I am just assuming it’s about here but it kinda took me aback because I genuinely don’t think this is a nasty thread. But maybe it’s all about perception and personal levels of tolerance to stuff. I don’t know if the person has contributed here and maybe they’re a fan but I’ve seen worse on other threads (personally I don’t find swearing offensive but when kids are being commented on (e.g if there’s something wrong with them etc) I’m less impressed)
Yomping is referenced in bottom when Rick is pretending he yomped from Stroud hill to goose green to impress the drunk one legged veteran.yomping is deffo used in the army as well, but yes - I think it was Falklands derived.
I don’t consider cunt (or dick, or any invocation of genitalia for that matter) a gendered insult, tbh. IRL I’m always a bit wary of people who are too quick to throw out ‘Karen’ as a way of making women’s complaints seem petty but I think where Jack is concerned with her grassing on LNER and Hermes employees she really does embody Karenhood.I noticed on the latest Secret Celeb thread there was talk of Elliott Page and deadnaming and someone asked a poster if they gave similar admonishment to people in the JM threads every time someone calls her a cunt or any of the other frequent insults said about her. I am just assuming it’s about here but it kinda took me aback because I genuinely don’t think this is a nasty thread. But maybe it’s all about perception and personal levels of tolerance to stuff. I don’t know if the person has contributed here and maybe they’re a fan but I’ve seen worse on other threads (personally I don’t find swearing offensive but when kids are being commented on (e.g if there’s something wrong with them etc) I’m less impressed)
Nobody can with our Jack.
Thread title suggestion courtesy of @FrumpyCat
#115 I can't work out the timeline.
Weirdly she doesn’t seem that proud of her ends, whenever she’s spoken about where she’s lived it’s always how she’s ~moved back as if she hasn’t spent the majority of her life there / was some worldly traveller instead of just the temporary live in gf of a west London millionaire who admitted to being scared of the tube?I'm surprised (not) that Jack did not get involved with this. However I do remember her being part of some sort of 'Essex Girl' media thing and wore a t shirt with words to that effect.
'Essex girl' removed from dictionary following campaign
Expression deemed offensive by campaign group Essex Girls Liberation Frontwww.theguardian.com
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