Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

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lilamay

She's retweeted the GQ video and then, for 'context' on the end of her thread about her interview with MR, Potatoes. Again.

It's not even relevant any more.
 
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Silver Linings

She’s sat on her phone fuming that we’re taking the piss out of her Face Off prison shoes.
 
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Nippybippy

Are those photos of her shitty house? Because it looks like a pretty damn beautiful house. Ugh. Just disgusting.

I have a 2 bedroom one bath house. Not as nice as hers. You know what? I absolutely love it and feel grateful for it every day. It’s so sad how she has cunningly manipulated so many worse off.
 
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People-huv-tae-know

Omg those trainers are a monstrosity, they make her look like Herman from the Munsters. Alan those gifs are super cursed. Not sure I'm going to sleep tonight. Mind you the thought of St Jack doing damage control like a muck spreader is also nauseating.
 
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Alansbigplate

But you keep giving me ideas
 
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BlendedSlop

Silver Linings said:
She’s retweeting best buddy ol’ chum pal Marcus and adding bloody potatoes. View attachment 335340


I did not!
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"A good time to remind people of this"
You remind people every fucking day love, write something new for the love of God (and by "new" I don't mean "another retelling of your former life as a hollow, howling husk, just with a few of the words rearranged").
 
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Flash

Sideboard Bob said:
On a bird???????
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Only if worn with traaaaazers

There’s possibly some child’s/smol pixie version that precious Jackie’s teeny feets might fit, I dunno I’m not 100% my trainer triangulation is correct tbh but I had fun trying.
 
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Charitas

Flash said:
Only if worn with traaaaazers

There’s possibly some child’s/smol pixie version that precious Jackie’s teeny feets might fit, I dunno I’m not 100% my trainer triangulation is correct tbh but I had fun trying.
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I often but men's shoes as I have wide feet and they are comfy. Have had many a compliment on my smart brouges. Boys shoes/ trainers tend to stop at a 51/2 and it is often difficult to get men's shoes below a 7 , leading to aggravating shopping trips with no longer SB.But I would place bets on Jack having small toddler sized feet. She is the manic pixie girl trope beloved of Winona Ryder films who shakes up the staid love interests life via the medium of performative chaos
 
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