Remedial swine
Quickly, we need to put out a 'want anything from shops' message to the other Tattlers.Yes - we are officially in a PR crisis!
I was all like ‘ewe do you think you are?’The person who’s like “all the JM thread names are in-jokes” well yes, that is the point, is it not?!
Maybe the anchoïade one is just a bridge too far
But when she does peekyboo that’s a hello to us from her peekymink days!I just also need to get off my chest (because I’m supposed to be writing so naturally I am thinking about our procrastinating QUEEN) that I bleeping hate when she writes “peekyboo”. It’s “peekAboo”, you remedial swine. And stop trying to be cute, when you’re a minion of the antichrist.
Calling Vix! Vix? Oh she’s hung up...Yes - we are officially in a PR crisis!
Speaking of thread titles, I think we’ve found the next one already.It’s “peekAboo”, you remedial swine.
Taking a leaf out of the book of influencers, I'd love to talk about this, but the police and my Internet Lawyer have advised me not toYes - we are officially in a PR crisis!
I've had a look at her list, it is TRainers, perfume, new Apple ipod, designer jacket ,hotel chocolat, goose down duvet, shower curtain (£8.49).Apologies, Frauen. My instincts about that account at the weekend were clearly completely wrong. Like, Jack, she is just in need of a few basics to get by.
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Hopefully have more to share soon. We’re ok though, and putting a brave smile on. We won’t let this stop usTaking a leaf out of the book of influencers, I'd love to talk about this, but the police and my Internet Lawyer have advised me not to
I think we need to send a subtle sign to the other threads that we won’t stand for this bullying?Speaking of thread titles, I think we’ve found the next one already.
Early contenderI just also need to get off my chest (because I’m supposed to be writing so naturally I am thinking about our procrastinating QUEEN) that I bleeping hate when she writes “peekyboo”. It’s “peekAboo”, you remedial swine. And stop trying to be cute, when you’re a minion of the antichrist.
#108 Are ewe aware of our work, Tattle?I think we need to send a subtle sign to the other threads that we won’t stand for this bullying?
Thread title 108. In jokes? Uncreative? Et Ewe Brute
Did you ask her about her podcast?Calling Vix! Vix? Oh she’s hung up...
Self love stew = euphemism for jizzThe words "self love" always sound vaguely... masturbatory to me.
I dont really fancy that stew much.
I didn’t forget...Did you ask her about her podcast?
If I am truthful, my last pair are almost those exactly, just not that colour.
She left a tv presenterPaging Matt Tebutt! Remember our cheeky little duo? Well just calling to let you know the light has returned to my visage so I'm finally ready for my close up on Saturday Kitchen! Can't wait to show you my new recipe for blended fish egg mayo! Matt? You there Matt? MATTTTTTT?!!!
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