Jack Monroe #107 The writing’s on the wallpaper

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emmer_moans

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Oofadoofa said:
Just to make a point based on a post at the end of the last thread, but claiming that her wardrobe is basically whatever was on that clothes rack, she’s so completely full of tit. It’s just so laughable, she just makes tit up on the spot. In the summer she was changing outfits and styles more than she was doing absolutely anything else, one minute she was a hippy and the next a gangster, the next a wig wearing drag-queen, but now somehow she’s suddenly a minimalist, stoicly making do with what she has. There’s SOO much room for interpretation in her saying ‘all but the favourite clothes’ as to make the claim she’s attempting to make another round of Monroe talking complete bleeping nonsense.
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Exactly. Surely she wears jumpers in winter.
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

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Oofadoofa said:
Just to make a point based on a post at the end of the last thread, but claiming that her wardrobe is basically whatever was on that clothes rack, she’s so completely full of tit. It’s just so laughable, she just makes tit up on the spot. In the summer she was changing outfits and styles more than she was doing absolutely anything else, one minute she was a hippy and the next a gangster, the next a wig wearing drag-queen, but now somehow she’s suddenly a minimalist, stoicly making do with what she has. There’s SOO much room for interpretation in her saying ‘all but the favourite clothes’ as to make the claim she’s attempting to make another round of Monroe talking complete bleeping nonsense.
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This is all another part of her Autism/ADHD cosplay..
Ever see the Goldblum version of The Fly?
He had the same outfit so he could spend more time on being a genius.
That's the vibe she's aiming for.
 
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spirals

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LavaFlake said:
I have no problem with people using filler, surgery, filters, whatever. These decisions are driven by the standards society puts on us as women and looking a certain way would undoubtedly boost some people's mental health and esteem. Hell if I could afford a decent nose job I'd be first in line.

But the disenginiuity absolutely boils my piss. Mac cream 🙄 You can see the blurring across the photo ffs! Someone less savvy may not though and it will make them feel tit about these unachievable standards. Jack if you're going to lie then set up a paypal campaign for photoshop courses, not presenter training. The tools you're using right now are bleeping obvious. I hope HD TV shows you for all you are.
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And the way this photo has been shot makes her head and eyes look massive, Disney style, and her shoulders look teeny and smol.
 
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Cactusflower

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I know for a fact she had a jumper on when she was leaping around on her crappy table in grippy grippy socks I just cba to find it.
Why do I even care :mad:
 
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DinosaurSenior

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The words "self love" always sound vaguely... masturbatory to me.

I dont really fancy that stew much.
 
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Puddy Muddle

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HarderFaster said:
Just to add that women being conditioned to pity creepy-as-tit men is how so many of us end up being murdered by them. I’m not trying to victim blame there at all, but that inherent impulse to be polite to and show concern for a wounded or weird man is drilled into us from when we’re tiny and it’s absolutely toxic. I think we can frame him as pitiable, but let’s not overdo it.
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Holy tit, amen to this and thank you for posting it. You've just clarified so much of my teenage/early twenties struggles.
 
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Ellabella

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LavaFlake said:
I have no problem with people using filler, surgery, filters, whatever. These decisions are driven by the standards society puts on us as women and looking a certain way would undoubtedly boost some people's mental health and esteem. Hell if I could afford a decent nose job I'd be first in line.

But the disenginiuity absolutely boils my piss. Mac cream 🙄 You can see the blurring across the photo ffs! Someone less savvy may not though and it will make them feel tit about these unachievable standards. Jack if you're going to lie then set up a paypal campaign for photoshop courses, not presenter training. The tools you're using right now are bleeping obvious. I hope HD TV shows you for all you are.
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This with bells on. It does my head in. Filter all you like, I couldn't care less (I've had Botox) but when someone comments on how amazing you look, be honest, make light of it "it's a filter!". Quit the utter bullshit about how the glow from angel's wings and cold-pressed virgin lard is responsible for it.
 
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Eurgh

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PoorPatrol said:
She looks like something out of Lord Of The Rings. And no, not in a hunky elf-porn type of way (Legolas 😛), more in a creepy child-like forest grifter way.
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She’d 100% be Tom Bombadill. The worst book character in all of fiction.
 
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