Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens

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Am I misunderstanding what this sponsor bot? Is it more than just a picture of an egg with legs? Or is that it? I don’t get it. It reminds me a bit of the Microsoft paper clip but a fat version and i can’t see how that would help someone to stop drinking?
Because being showered with expensive gifts makes her not drink for a bit?

Otherwise known as Blackmail


Sobriety: Taking it One G(r)ift at a Time.
 
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hilarious that this big reveal has such poor engagement. Nobody gives a tit Jack. Twitter followers are not real friends, and neither are ex girlfriends who have only returned out of misplaced guilt.
 
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Wow. Just wow.

Vlad is trying to tempt me with fetching clothing again and I might get this one, as it has a lovely picture of Cooper having just read Jack’s Twitter posts of today
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Ear worm to Pulp's Common People; his GF thinking going around the supermarket with no money is such a laugh. Jarvis cuts in with his 'but I don't see anyone else laughing'.


Wow. Just wow.

Vlad is trying to tempt me with fetching clothing again and I might get this one, as it has a lovely picture of Cooper having just read Jack’s Twitter posts of today View attachment 313065
Wonder if the algorithm tried to produce a hair shirt
 
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Anyone not seeking an attention dividend, would just make the purchase without fanfare by compelling the merchant to publicly facilitate the transaction.




Why...is she being like this...? Like, polite-ish? So unnerving.

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I think she has seen the clear and present danger of an unfavourable article, and is preparing her defence.

 
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Am I misunderstanding what this sponsor bot? Is it more than just a picture of an egg with legs? Or is that it? I don’t get it. It reminds me a bit of the Microsoft paper clip but a fat version and i can’t see how that would help someone to stop drinking?
I am so incredibly tempted Fraus but this is too serious an issue to deploy old clippy!

Just know I had something in very bad taste prepared 😂
 
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We’ve frequently mentioned Jack’s poor use of English.

I bet she gets treated at the hospicle pacifically for her malaises.
 
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Sober for 2 years... Apart from the odd glass of wine that was mentioned in a podcast around June time.

I'm not judging the difficult reality of trying to move away from addiction but I do question the authenticity of what is being said. If it's 2 years great, if it's 2 weeks well done, if it's days, good for you. But don't lie publicly, it's not fair on anyone.
 
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Anyone spotted any signs of life from the crappy shades of brown postcards? Did she really just create the hashtag to trick people into signing up then delete all mention of it ever happening?
 
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I promise I'm not going to post and post and post about this but it's just gobsmacking, I will never get over it. I could not believe what I was reading when the penny dropped that she's not promoting a universal abstinence tool but a personalised cartoon? Honestly, words fail me.
Is that all it is? I thought it s some sort of amazing app or something, or someone she can phone or message

Because being showered with expensive gifts makes her not drink for a bit?

Otherwise known as Blackmail


Sobriety: Taking it One G(r)ift at a Time.
Next thread title?
 
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Fraus, I must confess, confused as I was about ‘sponsorbot’, I did google the artist’s book as I have a friend who likes that sort of stuff and my bonus from Vlad is due any day now 🤞🏻
Anyway, the recommendation underneath it was so apt it’s scary
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She is the sort of person who would give you an apple and ask you to pay for the privilege of eating it.
 
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Anyone not seeking an attention dividend, would just make the purchase without fanfare by compelling the merchant to publicly facilitate the transaction.







At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I think she has seen the clear and present danger of an unfavourable article, and is preparing her defence.

So trashy to announce your (very minor) charitable acts to your 280,000 followers. I hate this more than anything.
 
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