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Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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No skipping ahead, cheeky, no spoilers for you. You have such sights ahead...
ETA that is a bastardised Hellraiser quote for anyone wondering, I was going to deploy the Gif but I know Vlad frowns upon that sort of thing.
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Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
@MooBelle I don’t know how to send you a coded signal back to the past, but in answer to you question.... “is Louisa back?”
Put it this way: to protect her privacy, she has been rechristened from Mrs J to variations of Bubble Buddy, Buddle, BB, and she/her. Also to protect her privacy, Jack has only told half a million (!) people that BB’s name begins with L, she’s never cooked, is over 40, and comes and goes for work. Even more private is L’s Strava, which shows her regularly going to and from the crappy bungalow. She also apparently checks with #buddle before she Tweets about how tit she is. So no, it’s private and don’t ask!!
Put it this way: to protect her privacy, she has been rechristened from Mrs J to variations of Bubble Buddy, Buddle, BB, and she/her. Also to protect her privacy, Jack has only told half a million (!) people that BB’s name begins with L, she’s never cooked, is over 40, and comes and goes for work. Even more private is L’s Strava, which shows her regularly going to and from the crappy bungalow. She also apparently checks with #buddle before she Tweets about how tit she is. So no, it’s private and don’t ask!!
It’s been about for way before Jack invented veganism so probably yes
It's in truly appalling taste. I had to do an advanced directive back in March and loads of people have asked me about DNRs in the last couple of months. It's not actually funny to think about your own potentially imminent death.
Heaven knows I make sick jokes about these things (I think most people do, or at least medical people) but I don't do it in public, much less in front of a quarter of a million people.
It really was the most marvellous day, wasn't it?! I can remember what I was wearing, what I was working on. It was truly glorious.Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
unless bb is sharing her bed and Jack is trying to deflect the talk about bb being a duck buddy.Omg I'm absolutely criiiiiiiinging for her. I believe her now that Louisa moved in as a friend, but Jack obviously thought it'd be like shooting pixies on a sideboard to get her back into bed. The reminders of their first pasta-scented shag, the endless hooting with their shared *brilliant* humour (don't we get on soooooo well??), the shuffling around outside her room and "accidentally" bashing your leg for sympathy and attention - pwease kiss it better wahhhhhh
SHE TESTS THE FOOD!
She must get paid ALOT. Or Jack has managed to find someone with no working tastebuds.
Was she privy to the purple pasta and slime... has she taken a bite from the donuts and approved? Does peach curry make her monthly meal plan..... I NEED TO KNOW MORE
She must get paid ALOT. Or Jack has managed to find someone with no working tastebuds.
Was she privy to the purple pasta and slime... has she taken a bite from the donuts and approved? Does peach curry make her monthly meal plan..... I NEED TO KNOW MORE
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Rammed to the rafters but reclining elegantly would be a great thread title!
I loved it when you were like - ‘it’s not really her, guys.’ Then you said, ‘Not going to lie, I’m surprised it’s you’Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
And Blurst just kept telling her to go away
Ah, I remember the day fondly. I actually did go for a piss and a sandwich after that post, only to come back and find she hadn't gone anywhere, but was still mithering on about something or other. She also never answered my questions about her triangulation and minimum wage claims.
Well, I woke up and half asleep checked Tattle and smiled bc I thought that a Frau had written a Jack style fictional dialogue but then realised it was not fiction but then again came to the conclusion that it was STILL fiction.
#classiclennyI loved it when you were like - ‘it’s not really her, guys.’ Then you said, ‘Not going to lie, I’m surprised it’s you’
And Blurst just kept telling her to go away
I also cwied a little bc I found out that she still RENTS !!!
Actually, people pay Jack for the honour of testing her food (it's a Patreon tier). Perhaps Jack deducts it from Caroline's wages.
Babe, same. It was a wonderful afternoon.Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
..... the shuffling around outside her room and "accidentally" bashing your leg for sympathy and attention - pwease kiss it better wahhhhhh
I was gutted to miss the live action thread 31 (damn time difference), but catching up was just amazing You lot were absolutely on top form that day!
You lot were absolutely on top form that day!- Status