I know, I just amended my will to have that on my tombstone.
Here lies Harry. Entitled and demanding.
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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Here lies Harry. Entitled and demanding.
Dearest Frauen,
You know what’s really made me howl with rage? Her making light about making a will at this point in time DURING A PANDEMIC (which she seems not to be taking particularly seriously, flouncing and scampering to the shops for all manner of ephemera).
It made me think about frontline workers, many of whom have been young with children, who have had to ACTUALLY make wills and face that they may die doing their jobs. Just seems in really bad taste? I know she’s #actuallyautistic but read the ducking room.
You know what’s really made me howl with rage? Her making light about making a will at this point in time DURING A PANDEMIC (which she seems not to be taking particularly seriously, flouncing and scampering to the shops for all manner of ephemera).
It made me think about frontline workers, many of whom have been young with children, who have had to ACTUALLY make wills and face that they may die doing their jobs. Just seems in really bad taste? I know she’s #actuallyautistic but read the ducking room.
And two weeks to go till the next full moon...
Omg I'm absolutely criiiiiiiinging for her. I believe her now that Louisa moved in as a friend, but Jack obviously thought it'd be like shooting pixies on a sideboard to get her back into bed. The reminders of their first pasta-scented shag, the endless hooting with their shared *brilliant* humour (don't we get on soooooo well??), the shuffling around outside her room and "accidentally" bashing your leg for sympathy and attention - pwease kiss it better wahhhhhh 
Or they saw her thing about keeping it to themselves and because they like/support her and are, on the whole, quite sweet, they have done just that. Poor squiggles.
It’s becoming more clear that BB has moved in to be her support during lock down. I bet BB is cringing and has told Jack not to actually mention her by name but she has said her friend is in their 40s and cooking for the first time. I bet Jack thought Christmas had come when she moved back in but now we are getting these middle of the night shenanigans for attention. I wonder what BB’s exit plan will be, will they stay for Christmas?
And she is only to be referred to as BB.
Agree.
Its a bit odd that she mentioned the cat/rabbit/hammock/teeny tiny rings but not what would happen to SB if something happened to her?!
She can't be much support she is still tweeting everything.
You'd think at least they converse of an evening perhaps take in a movie etc
Perhaps she's trying to keep a proper distance so she doesn't fall back into a relationship.
That one doesn't look like she would know how to take a hint. It's just a film, nothing else.
THE AUDACITY, HARRY!
I wonder how extreme Jack's manipulation was to convince louisa to come back to 'support' her. I reckon it ties in with her supposed relapse..
I'm on the incy grunk but I had to post this in real time. @HarderFaster chorizo jam sounds insane 
please bring some to the court date. I'll put money in your tip jar
On a separate note, dont tattle whilst drunk because you will completely forget everything you've read and have to reread it all
please bring some to the court date. I'll put money in your tip jar On a separate note, dont tattle whilst drunk because you will completely forget everything you've read and have to reread it all
I wonder how all those deadlines and actually urgent things she has to do are coming along? How's that colour coded table nobody wanted and your latest poorly researched book Jack? All good?
I just don't seeing it ending well. She seems like a glutton for puinshment. The last thing anyone should do it lockdown with someone they have feelings with especially if they LEFT and left for a good while. If it was a spat and she came back the next day we'll that's different but she didn't until now. Suggesting that her feelings had left before her.
I know this is probably hypocritical as I hate talking about other people's relationships but she puts it out there and well it just seems like it's not going to end well.
I'm finding her charm offensive 
What was Cooper doing out at night. I thought he slept on her bed,not being locked out, especially last night.
My cat spent the evening hiding on the wardrobe because of the Diwali fireworks,
Cunts. The pair of them.
That was an imitation of a man with Cerebral Palsy called Joey Deacon who was featured on Blue Peter around 1982 to try and create greater awareness - but became the shorthand for the 'Spazmo' term of abuse in schools.
Nice to see that she was all in the niche of ableist abuse to carry it on long afterwards.
(I've just got up, my lower back is being a bastard because I'm due for my next set of injections Tuesday and I haven't got the reserves to Grunk before raging)
Miguel has some recipes on the Asda site wonder if she wants a good word putting in
. As an aside his Mexican soup is a staple here, easy, uses store cupboard ingredients and is very simple to adapt
. As an aside his Mexican soup is a staple here, easy, uses store cupboard ingredients and is very simple to adapt- Status