I’ve often thought that - they’re not bothered about the postcards as they’re obviously pretty basic so that’s why so few are kicking up a fuss.
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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Oh my bleeping Christ, 2am on a Saturday and she still can’t stop herself tweeting that she HAS NO ASSETS*
*other than a designer wardrobe and a house so crammed with expensive furniture that no shin is safe.
Get a life, you demonic berk.
*other than a designer wardrobe and a house so crammed with expensive furniture that no shin is safe.
Get a life, you demonic berk.
A hundred years on from her death the world’s greatest minds will still be at a loss as to how this maverick pulled it off.
I think it is also a sign that her crappy bungalow is overcrowded with masses of furniture.
Why does she need to clutter the landing with a load of furniture? There's so much room in that massive house it is not necessary to fill every square inch with pieces from the Cotswold catalogue.
The fact she has no assets means she doesn't have to write a will. She's so desperate to show everyone look, I am this FAMOUS and yet still so poor.
She just comes across as desperate all the time. Desperate for love, attention, work, money, the big house.
For her own mental health she would be better keeping herself off twitter except for recipie writing, she got a friend now so she doesn't need to tweet shite about their giggly antics. Just bleeping love for the moment and stop trying to validate your existence for a few cheap likes on twitter.
She just comes across as desperate all the time. Desperate for love, attention, work, money, the big house.
For her own mental health she would be better keeping herself off twitter except for recipie writing, she got a friend now so she doesn't need to tweet shite about their giggly antics. Just bleeping love for the moment and stop trying to validate your existence for a few cheap likes on twitter.
By my quick reckoning, that’s 420 meals (given that £20 feeds 3 for a week=21 meals and £400 would last 20 weeks).
Just checked my Instagram, and there is no escape...
(Considering how in her niche 'store cupboard one pound meals' is, she's being suspiciously nice to Miguel...)
(Considering how in her niche 'store cupboard one pound meals' is, she's being suspiciously nice to Miguel...)
I had to quickly change my reaction to
for that revolting pudding. How can anyone think that looks so good, it’s worth photographing with two different setups? What a load of bollocks. She has no concept of how to make food look beautiful
does it say much that I’ve been really strict with my diet and exercise so at the moment any sign of a treat makes me drool with longing, and the sight of those doughnuts left me cold
Of course she loved the look of these over-boiled 'really soft' potatoes
Her little anecdote last night once again reminding us of her complete lack of respect for other people / boundaries.
I could be wrong but isn't purposely disturbing people's sleep another abusive trait?
I could be wrong but isn't purposely disturbing people's sleep another abusive trait?
Your limited company accountant is going to give a duck about your personal affairs, much less your will? I don’t know if she’s actually thick as tit or just tight and not willing to pay people for professional services (see: her web guy).
I feel so sorry for for SB that this is the extent of his wealthy mother’s planning for him too. At least she’s managed to acquire several pairs of £400 curtains tho and that’s what matters most
I feel so sorry for for SB that this is the extent of his wealthy mother’s planning for him too. At least she’s managed to acquire several pairs of £400 curtains tho and that’s what matters most
"You're so creative and lovely"? Yeah someone trying too hard to be nice there methinks
."You're so creative and lovely"? Yeah someone trying too hard to be nice there methinks
I will be buying Miguel’s book tbh, thank you Hellman’s for the intro sweeties xo
she’s on a real charm offensive right now. It must be what...two weeks since the last orchestrated pile on?
Duck eggs and NO BUTTER! #toopoor
That was the vegan pudding in my profile pic
Also, regarding the will, anyone with a child should have a will. They don't need to cost much, but that way you can decide what should happen were the worst to happen. Not what would happend to your bleeping fridge, but what would happen to your child.
A will is the responsible thing to do for those you leave behind. I know people who have lost close family members without a will and it ends in petty drama and a lot of stress, even if no one is being deliberately malicious. A good friend of mine recently lost her mother. The friend has a very difficult relationship with her siblings. She said her mother's clear will prevented her from having to have difficult and possibly combative conversations with her siblings and she was so grateful that it existed.
Ok, PSA over.
A will is the responsible thing to do for those you leave behind. I know people who have lost close family members without a will and it ends in petty drama and a lot of stress, even if no one is being deliberately malicious. A good friend of mine recently lost her mother. The friend has a very difficult relationship with her siblings. She said her mother's clear will prevented her from having to have difficult and possibly combative conversations with her siblings and she was so grateful that it existed.
Ok, PSA over.
You’re just SO entitled and demanding, Harry. Sheesh.
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