My favourite thing about 31 was the random interjections of "ice lolly chat", such a beautiful way of totally blanking her
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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she’s probably so far into slop she can differentiate between granularities with her tongue, not like us mere mortals and our palettes trained on solids
My favourite part of thread 31 was that she furiously claimed not to ever read here but knew a) all of our syntax, b) all of our in-jokes and c) the most ridiculous or pointless “lies” which had only been alluded to once or twice.
I also liked how she bounced in on this spacehopper of honesty claiming that she’d clear everything up and set the record straight but then evaded every single question which exposed her. On a laptop, actually, you mitherers. It was truly on brand and it cemented her demon status for me. In fact it probably prompted an evolution from puzzled irritation to evangelical loathing.
I also liked how she bounced in on this spacehopper of honesty claiming that she’d clear everything up and set the record straight but then evaded every single question which exposed her. On a laptop, actually, you mitherers. It was truly on brand and it cemented her demon status for me. In fact it probably prompted an evolution from puzzled irritation to evangelical loathing.
I'm sad I wasn't part of the cabal then but also....glad? I'd cross the street to avoid R Jackie so I think I'd feel pretty pissed if she was suddenly mingling with you funny fuckers.
I had a (really disappointing) date the day @Jack_M came to play. I literally got to the beach just as Jack made her appearance, so I missed the live fun. Still, who knows if she'll grace us with her presence again someday?
Still can't believe (but I can) the complete 180 on asda trips.
Popping in for a loaf tin and treats galore yesterday, versus a few weeks (or days ... time moves quickly in Jackland) she said something like "I can't describe how painful and stressful this is" - to be fair though, this was when she was in full grifting mode. She had to jazz up the self pity or the squiggles wouldn't have been reaching for their paypal passwords.
Popping in for a loaf tin and treats galore yesterday, versus a few weeks (or days ... time moves quickly in Jackland) she said something like "I can't describe how painful and stressful this is" - to be fair though, this was when she was in full grifting mode. She had to jazz up the self pity or the squiggles wouldn't have been reaching for their paypal passwords.
No. #367 of things I hate about her. How every recipe is a crazy, mad invention from her bonkers, zany, maverick mind. And she never checks* for similar recipes so she can lay claim to having invented them.
*Despite that screen shot of her camera roll she accidentally posted, with several pages of BBC Good Food.
*Despite that screen shot of her camera roll she accidentally posted, with several pages of BBC Good Food.
I think we were pretty pissed too, she invaded our space, wouldn't bugger off, then tried to make out it was us keeping her here!
Was it @heretoreaditall2019 who was like “erm I actually feel like you’re being a bit of a cheek because none of us are forcing you to be here” or words to that effect? That was my fave.
The Jack Monroe threads have been a saviour for me. They even got me through my BURNOUT.Honestly, when the time comes to look back on this year, I will look back on Thread #31 with a warm heart. Normally always late to the party, I feel honoured that I was there that Wednesday. It was just beautiful
I see the smear attempts on Marcus Rashford have begun. Five large homes for £2million is pretty conservative IMO? Are we gonna see Jack calling out this kind of gutter journalism?
Moreover, why are they shitting on him despite him never hiding his salary or lifestyle, while she sneakily flaunts hers while on the beg and yet nothing is said? I mean I guess because her campaigning is so totally ineffectual and self-centred that it doesn’t make any impact, and she’s a nobody. But still... c’monnnn, Kirsty, we know you see us
Moreover, why are they shitting on him despite him never hiding his salary or lifestyle, while she sneakily flaunts hers while on the beg and yet nothing is said? I mean I guess because her campaigning is so totally ineffectual and self-centred that it doesn’t make any impact, and she’s a nobody. But still... c’monnnn, Kirsty, we know you see us
you know you are spending too much time on tattle when.............
I said auto carrot, I was on the phone, but I know the response was
I said auto carrot, I was on the phone, but I know the response was
It does make me cringe so hard that she would have been rolling her sleeves up and frantically bashing away at her keyboard like “I’ll show that cabal of trolls, just you wait!” And...actually just made more of a show of herself by being a mardy bleep, then was politely asked not to post any more
NYPD’s finest detectiveI loved it when you were like - ‘it’s not really her, guys.’ Then you said, ‘Not going to lie, I’m surprised it’s you’
And Blurst just kept telling her to go away
“Louisa was banned from here for defending me”
Didn’t happen, did it hun?
Didn’t happen, did it hun?
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