Jack Monroe #104 Are you familiar with my tip jar?
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Hope BB is far away as the parping after that meal will be rattling the windows
No, no, no Louise... I mean buddle 
YOU go get the yellow sticker crap from Tesco tonight. It's such fun. I promise. Just pick up any old tit. I'll find a way to make it work.... these twats will make anything I come up with.
YOU go get the yellow sticker crap from Tesco tonight. It's such fun. I promise. Just pick up any old tit. I'll find a way to make it work.... these twats will make anything I come up with.
Why does this matter to her at all. It is got absolutely nothing to do with her at all. She's not involved with the woman, the show or anything to is with it.
FFS can't she not just keep her nosey nose out of everything.
Also after a long day the last thing I want cooked for me is a bloody boiled egg. I get she's a big hard up but seriously pet, you got pork chops the other night, that roasties and a bit of veg and apple sauce. Lovely.
Because she has to bleeping SELF ISOLATE Jack! Seriously - why are you raging? It’s nothing to do with her being black or lesbian or whatever you want to be offended by
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Have to say, I made a (rare) visit to my local Tesco yesterday, and bought a large loin of pork, yellow stickered down to £4.20 from £9.40, and several packs of honey & mustard chipolatas reduced to 75p! All in my freezer for December eating. No nasty chicken slices or ready-made sandwiches though!
Did she mean macerated?
Because she is a leader of our time. An advocate. A former food bank user. A chef. A cook. A tv cook. A tv chef. A good writer. A photographer. She is EVERYTHING. And EVERYTHING is important to her. Even yellow sticker salad bags on the verge of growing arms and legs and running themselves off the shelves.
Christ, just buy a bleeping loaf and a packet of decent ham and give him a fresh sandwich for his lunchbox each day.
I don’t want strictly but even I know that it said if they got covid etc, they were out.
It is a maverick trick from "how to win your ex back". Make her jealous by connecting with another ex. Always works.
For any new members, as I'm not sure it's in the 'Jack for dummies', dear heart @Emmapism is using phrasing from JM herself:
Yeeeeees, it appears so. What a wally.
The chicken is already cooked, you dafty cow who am VeRY AwaRE of fuel poverty.
Why needs everything to be mandolined these days? Is the smallest violin broken?
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Well then shut up then. You didn't vote you have no say. Just shut up and vote next time so your voice is valid you trumpet.
Does anyone know if Allegra and LC are friends? Wonder if they’ve considered a joint intervention to put a stop to the tip jar rattling
I’m sorry but why can’t she buy him food out of the none yellow stickered aisle?
Just scathing, Jack, this is such a scathing essay. Oh - you really are keeping an eye on Sali Hughes, aren't you?
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