Jack Monroe #104 Are you familiar with my tip jar?

[Terrible]

Jack’s dinner reminds me of a game we used to play at a friend’s house at lunchtimes, when we should have still been in school.
Two of us would make up a sandwich with the most revolting things we could find, and the third one would have to have a bite and try and guess what it was. Then we’d pop the uneaten remains in the postbox on the way back to school.

Wotsits / ketchup / jam / branston pickle
Marmalade / cheese / black pepper / cornflakes
Lentils / sprouts / pomegranate / duck egg

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Sooverthat]

Wait.... what?! PHOTOGRAPHER!

TALKING HEAD sorry Jack I'll need the Jactionary for that one!

FORMER FOOD BANK USER
Ooh ooh ooh.... I'm a former Waitrose shopper. When I could afford to be fancy. Same thing? No?.....

 

[NomDeGuerre]

The way she deploys heart emojis is so passive aggressive

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Toffee finger]

Eggs. Why’s it always have to be eggs?!

 

[Sooverthat]

Jack’s dinner reminds me of a game we used to play at a friend’s house at lunchtimes, when we should have still been in school.
Two of us would make up a sandwich with the most revolting things we could find, and the third on would have to have a bite and try and guess what it was. Then we’d pop the uneaten remains in the postbox in the way back to school.

Wotsits / ketchup / jam / branston pickle
Marmalade / cheese / black pepper / cornflakes
Lentils / sprouts / pomegranate/ duck egg

I SO used to do this too! #bestfriends #beatthatjack we were putting together tit sandwiches long before you!

 

[maytoseptember]

Is that egg plus what looks like about two tablespoons of lentils supposed to be her evening meal?

 

[Silver Linings]

Pleasantly peckish for picking at pans.

Piss off.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Why's she always saying her and SB cook on the weekends or they have X on the weekends when she's admitted recently he's with his dad at the weekends. Swear to almighty gawd I'm sick of this woman's tit. It's constant and exhausting. The small lies are worse than the big ones

 

[Emmapism]

Eggs and pomegranate together? With mustard and soft cheese? Just so unappetising, fam.

It's Hella Embarrassing AF is what it is

 

[Silver Linings]

Spoiler: Disordered eating is hilarious to Jack

haha. That told you. Plank.

 

[crystaleyesd]

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I am shook, shook I tell you, that her son enjoys a nice, simple ham sandwich.

This means she's going to force another day out of the rancid salad spread... although by day three I expect it to have grown legs and made a run for it.

 

[spirals]

Eggs. Why’s it always have to be eggs?!

Those eggs look absolutely disgusting to me. Don't think I have ever had a duck egg, and I am happy to keep it that way.

 

[Captainmouse]

She's so busy trying to sound big and clever using the word macerated that she's not even spelt it correctly She's such a pretentious twunt isn't she

Aren’t they a form of toilet?

 

[Smeghead]

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Make it stop
A lot less stressful now bb can pick some extras up from Waitrose

 

[instacharlie]

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So the breakfasts she posts aren't really a suitable portion then? How many people spend the day grazing through recipe testing, and filling themselves up.
That one egg concoction.......also not a suitable dinner portion.
Still couldn't get SB any nice treats, but got him a ham sandwich he didn't need? Get to duck Jack!

 

[Eurgh]

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I am shook, shook I tell you, that her son enjoys a nice, simple ham sandwich.

A yellow sticker stale sandwich to be eaten the next day. What bountiful treats Mamma!

 

[Themaninblack]

Why's she always saying her and SB cook on the weekends or they have X on the weekends when she's admitted recently he's with his dad at the weekends. Swear to almighty gawd I'm sick of this woman's tit. It's constant and exhausting. The small smol lies are worse than the big ones

Fixed that for you.

 

[veryfondoftea]

That is such a small portion. I’d be hungry after 20 minutes of I could even force it down in the first place. What is dear bubble buddy having tonight?!