'Lemon squeeze cushion' brings up all manner of horrors but not that one.
Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying
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I think Jack was one of those girls at school that did their own colour codes revision timetables, but spent so long colouring it in, that she didn't get round to revising.
Although I will concede her handwriting is much nicer than mine. Mine always looks like I've written it while wearing vision distorting googles.
One of my favourite moments on the ligreenie This Morning itwas when Ruth said 'well done!' to Jack as she presented a dish of half cooked pasta.
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I triangulated it - it's from Wilko.
All her tweeting about Cooper being missing achieved was worry a bunch of her followers. Oh, that and getting her more of what she lives off - attention.
But this cat m'larky worked I dont have twitter so rely on you guys. I'm sat in work thinking oh better check tattle to see if cooper is ok...
I'm a real poverty fanny
Sucked in spat out covered in green dahl
I'm a real poverty fanny
Sucked in spat out covered in green dahl
That is not a cat that has been out all night, or one that has been traumatised by fireworks.
She really is a tit, people would have been genuinely worried. More so than her if she can sleep in until almost 11.
She's lying again isn't she?
how did Cooper get back in - no cat flap(it's RENTED) door left open?open window?, cat never left and was hiding in a Cotswold sideboard?
Oooooo when did I become a VIP? How exciting, on the 100th thread too.
Hope it is longer lived than last time, only lasted a day if I recall correctly.
Hope it is longer lived than last time, only lasted a day if I recall correctly.
Haha don’t jinx it now, I remember last time you made VIP, your Groucho pass was taken off you quicker than you can say Jack Sprat.
Where’s the floof klaxon?
Cooper looks surprising well groomed, clean and dry for a cat who was out all night 
Good to see Jack shopping at the shop she boycotted on Twitter. As ever a mass of contradictions and lies.
Good to see Jack shopping at the shop she boycotted on Twitter. As ever a mass of contradictions and lies.
Cooper looks very clean and tidy for a cat out all night. Maybe the mice gave him a comfy home to sleep in.
Congratulations! Hope it sticks this time
I thought she didn’t have a cat flap so how did he magically appear?
I bought a pair of firecracker red stilettos and matching bag with mine! It was the 80s (in me defence)I went on the piss after getting my first pay cheque
I bought a lovely denim dress from Miss Selfridges and also probably some WKD blues and Marlboro Lights as I was grotty 15 year old. First 'adult' paycheck on a full time job post uni went on rent and bills as I RENTED age 21... how unfair.
I find it so funny that a few nights ago she was pretending to have a forensic interest in the US election, tweeting embarrassing tit like "Georgia on my mind" trying to go viral like a bellend, and now she's off to bed to sleep through this critical phase of the election!
A little consistency, please!
A little consistency, please!
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