'Lemon squeeze cushion' brings up all manner of horrors but not that one.
I think Jack was one of those girls at school that did their own colour codes revision timetables, but spent so long colouring it in, that she didn't get round to revising.One of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen for a while is Jack’s handwritten notes on the US election. I can just see her writing it all out very carefully in different coloured pens, with her tongue stuck out in concentration. Then posting it on Twitter because she’s so proud of it. Meanwhile, Louisa does *actual news broadcasting* for a living, at a very senior level too. Imagine her having to say to Jack, “well done darling doesn’t that look nice”, as if you were indulging a child. Because I strongly suspect that is the dynamic in that relationship.
And yet there is Jack, thinking she’s the big expert, completely unaware of how simplistic she is, probably wondering why Louisa hasn’t got her a gig as Krishnan’s replacement on C4 news.
I triangulated it - it's from Wilko.'Lemon squeeze cushion' brings up all manner of horrors but not that one.
He Left.I bet Cooper never left.
That is not a cat that has been out all night, or one that has been traumatised by fireworks.3 minutes later
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She's lying again isn't she?3 minutes later
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how did Cooper get back in - no cat flap(it's RENTED) door left open?open window?, cat never left and was hiding in a Cotswold sideboard?duck off did you. View attachment 301353
Haha don’t jinx it now, I remember last time you made VIP, your Groucho pass was taken off you quicker than you can say Jack Sprat.Oooooo when did I become a VIP? How exciting, on the 100th thread too.
Hope it is longer lived than last time, only lasted a day if I recall correctly.
Congratulations! Hope it sticks this timeOooooo when did I become a VIP? How exciting, on the 100th thread too.
Hope it is longer lived than last time, only lasted a day if I recall correctly.
I thought she didn’t have a cat flap so how did he magically appear?He Left.
He Came Back.
The world let out a sigh of relief.
I bought a pair of firecracker red stilettos and matching bag with mine! It was the 80s (in me defence)I went on the piss after getting my first pay cheque