Jack Grealish #85 YES

[blubberbubber]

Sorry I’ve been away, I’ve been on new puppy duty

Spoiler: Puppy reveal

 

[wonderstruck25]

Jack Tax: Bae as Taylor Swift albums

 

[wonderstruck25]

Early thread title suggestion.

 

[cornflower]

But what are the reasons?

was going to cite embarrassing his family but when’s that ever stopped the prick?
- is worried we won’t like it if no pubes/trail
- small/ugly/freakishly large penis
- john won’t let him
- can’t fit it in the frame
- doesn’t know how to leak the nude
- gets off on edging us
- would cut into wanking time/gets distracted messing with it
- crabs
- perfect chunky penis and already gets a lot of stick for being a pretty boy

seriously though imagine knowing you hold such power in your hands.

 

[BeauJD]

Tax theme: stuck down a Villa Pinterest hole and I don’t want to be rescued

 

[wonderstruck25]

i actually do sit here sometimes and think fuckin hell they’re mental im one of the chill ones

is this not the case?

Girl you went on a night out on crutches, waited a whole day with appendicitis to go to the hospital, had a man with milk looped on his belt ask for your hair, get proposition for drugs every time you go to the supermarket and woke up with two blokes in your bed yesterday and you think you’re the chill one. I love you

 

[spilldatea]

are you telling me that last night i was in bed asleep by 8:30 and shop shop was having a 3way when did i get this old i’m upset

 

[jumpmoon]

Gluten Morgan from the MENTAL ASYLUM you lot seem to think I live in

I told my husband I wanted to buy a satisfier last night and he said ‘what do you need that for, we’ve got a Hoover’

But Christmas has cum early thanks to @cornflower

 

[2busyshopping34]

k i’ve realised its defo not @wonderstruck25 or anyone on tattle sorry for the convenience

 

[Starttheline]

First day of school. Flipper is me at uni, carrying around my textbooks in a little suitcase.

 

[wonderstruck25]

You know not to be that girl but how did no one comment on this in my tax

 

[wonderstruck25]

Did I ever post a picture of when my dog used to carry around a little barbie handbag when he was a puppy?

Spoiler: Tinky winky 🥺

 

[cornflower]

They’re actually so unaware of who he is that if they managed to figure out it was a man they’d think he was a RLF.

jealous of this

is it weird if i find an old person to speak to at a bus stop or something and show them my ‘boyfriend’

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

wot who’s going down on me

Dear shopshop

You paid your tax in the wrong currency.

Now the Chancellor's after you.

Spoiler

 

[Starttheline]

I still fancy him a lot uhhh look at that bit of forearm

 

[2busyshopping34]

cant wait to wear my new dress out this weekend

 

[cobette]

jealous of this

is it weird if i find an old person to speak to at a bus stop or something and show them my ‘boyfriend’
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Don't be me.

During the three day period where I hated JS5 someone at work had said something to me to which I responded, 'We've split up!'

Several weeks later someone from a DIFFERENT store in the area asked my friend how I was since RLF and I had broken up. More than once since someone has said to me, 'Oh I thought you weren't together anymore!?' when I've referred to RLF.

 

[jumpmoon]

This explains so much about you

I love it to the point where not only do I have a hand drawn diagram to hand, but in my tale when Maur is trying to figure out if JG is too young for her, she quizzes him about the Millenium Dome.

sOMETIMES i worry that i have some sort of condition because I get all these random obsessions like the fucking Millenium Dome and Mick Hucknall and JarJar Binks and Mr Blobby but at least i have a diverse skill set if I ever go on Mastermind.

 

[Gattle09]

How can he be this fit? Especially in such dodgy clothes. Who at city thinks they are a good choice of clothes.

 

[2busyshopping34]

" Jack.......... do you know what ' pegging ' is ?"
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course he does, they’ve been together for 10 years