Presenting my new version of Jingle Bell Rock.
Jingle Ball Cock
Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock
Jingle balls swing and jingle balls ring
Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of cum
Now the jingle duck has begun
Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock
Jingle balls chime in jingle ball time
Dancin' and prancin' in St George's Park
In the musky air
What a bright time, it's the right time
To duck the night away
Jingle ball time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-hole bleep
Giddy-up jingle bleep, lift up your feet
Jingle around the cock
Mix and a-mingle in the danglin' meat
That's the jingle ball cock
Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock
Jingle ball chime in jingle ball time
Dancin' and prancin' in St George's Park
In the musky air
What a bright time, it's the right time
To duck the night away
Jingle ball time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-hole bleep
Giddy-up jingle bleep, lift up your feet
Jingle around the cock
Mix and a-mingle in the danglin' meat
That's the jingle ball
That's the jingle ball
That's the jingle ball cock